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THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS ASSOCIATION OF MORONS
« on: July 05, 2023, 12:14:21 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were completely boring but contained no illegal fireworks, no association, and only a few morons, and now it is time for you to post until the moron cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2023, 12:15:41 AM »

And the word of the day is: SPORADES!
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2023, 12:19:50 AM »

I was just about to reply to BK's post, but the day got locked.  Fortunately, I saved the post before I tried to post it:

You've been spending far too much time with Shelly. Let's at least have a living photograph of this person so we know she's not your imaginary friend, like Harvey.

I hope she doesn't mind, but here's Shelly, all dolled up:
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2023, 12:23:10 AM »

Does Shelly's picture show twice?  I'm on my phone and only the link showed up under my post instead of the uploaded image, so I hyperlinked it into my post.  I'll check it when I get up to my desktop computer.
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2023, 01:07:41 AM »

I'm now on my Windows 10 computer, and I only see the linked picture and then the link under the picture.  Very strange.  Anyway, it works, so it's all good.
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2023, 01:11:48 AM »

~~~Vibes for a Modern Major Miracle and Zero Irritants for BK!!~~~
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2023, 02:20:30 AM »

Good morning, friends.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2023, 02:20:48 AM »

Sorry to be E&T yesterday,
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2023, 02:23:03 AM »

First, there was a family birthday party to attend, with 4 attendees under the age of 5. We brought a gift bag with bottles of bubbles and sidewalk chalk. The kids were also kept occupied with July 4th themed window gel displays that you arrange on the insides of the windows to be viewed from the outside.
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2023, 02:25:03 AM »

When I was a kid, the forerunner of this were these stencils that you used to tape to your windows, and then painted in with this pink goo that left a design when you removed the stencil.
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2023, 02:26:09 AM »

Then on to the second event, at which the traditional burgers, brats, and dogs were served along with the traditional salad accompaniments.
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2023, 02:26:24 AM »

It was a full day of eating.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2023, 02:27:06 AM »

Last night, the neighborhood amateur fireworks were not too invasive.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2023, 02:41:50 AM »

~~~CONTINUED MODERN MAJOR MIRACLE VIBES~~~ for the likes of BK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2023, 02:43:09 AM »

 :)
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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2023, 03:06:19 AM »

Notes perused. Pursued.
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2023, 03:09:09 AM »

Nary a firework here. Some off in the distance.
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2023, 03:22:07 AM »

Dreamt I was directing a show for the first time in ages. Had a scene where an actor was to receive a smattering of applause from his castmates. Needed some offstage actors to applaud to facilitate this. Was debating how many people made for a perfect “smattering.” The answer I came up with was 6.
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2023, 03:33:02 AM »

A dream no doubt triggered by the fact that, thanks to DR Iris, I am supposed to meet up with a couple I call the Lunts of Lexington Ave, as I first saw them in a production of Drood near my sister’s upper east side apartment in the year 1996. I would later dabble in acting with this troupe, the St. Jean’s Players, and work my way up to directing one-acts, then entire musicals. I directed either of this couple in Salad Days and our OOBR-award winning Where’s Charley?

I don’t know if the OOBRs still exist, but it was quite the little feather in the cap of this group who performed on the stage of a gym of an ancient Catholic girls school.
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2023, 03:36:30 AM »

Roger Elbert’s tv persona was one thing, but his profile writing was some of the best film writing. My dad had his book “A Kiss is Still A Kiss,” a compendium of profiles from the ‘60s to the ‘80s, and I’ve read it dozens of times. Ebert comes across as a completely different person.
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2023, 03:40:24 AM »

Oh well, I need to get back to sleep.  Later, sk8erz.
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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2023, 04:02:23 AM »

TOD:  ASK BK...

Did you ever finish Jeanne Dielman?
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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2023, 04:18:42 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2023, 04:19:02 AM »

Must get to work early today.
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2023, 04:29:03 AM »

Good morning, all!

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« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2023, 04:29:27 AM »

DR George, I do not see any photo of Shelly.
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« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2023, 04:30:23 AM »

I slept rather well, given the fact that it was so warm in the apartment, even with the AC, that all I wanted to do was sleep all day.
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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2023, 04:32:18 AM »

That pas de deux, No. 30, is working my last nerve. I thought I had a handle on it, but I'm not sure. The dancing Fred and Ginger did is so far removed from classical ballet.
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« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2023, 04:38:45 AM »

So, after kitty cleanup I will begin a new version of No. 30.
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« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2023, 04:39:06 AM »

But first I must search for a CD set.
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