I did, indeed, have my head shorn. No, it was not coiffed, DR JRand73.
After the shearing, I made a stop at Mickey D's and got a quarter-pound, a small fries, a small Dr. Pepper and two (count 'em 2) fried apple pies.
I stopped at Cook's where I procured three Granny Smiths, one Goldent Delicious and one Winesap, a Japanese pear, a beefsteak tomato and a jar of peaches in syrup.
When I turned into my drive, I noticed the UPS guy had left me a box of Tovala meals at my garage door.
Life is pretty good. I have just arisen from a much-needed nap, and I feel great.
Perhaps I may continue striving to age graciously.