Today is the 72nd birthday of my cousin Rick. We spoke on the phone this morning.
It was nice, for a while, but the more he rambled, the more he began sounding like someone i just don't know any longer.
Everything was about money, money, money. I know he is loaded, but his wife is materialistic to the nth degree.
They have a unique life that involves TV religious personalities, Fox News and just about any and every conspiracy theory that comes along.
I had to stop our conversation when he began suggesting the Chinese started the Hawaii fires with a laser, and how Oprah Winfrey is actually buying up huge swaths of land that is suddenly on the market because of the fire.
The mind boggles.
Just what do you — or anyone — say to stop it?
Oh, sorry! I have to be somewhere!
We’re on different sides, pal.
You don’t really believe that, do you?
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