Back from the local dump (unfortunately, not a municipal one but a commercial one - we're weird here) where I relieved myself of:
1) a falling apart recliner
2) fifteen dollars
Yes, you guessed right. We have to pay to unload certain items down there. They nickel and dime you to death. We actually have a lot to clean out here, and we're going to rent a dumpster for a week sometime soon. Then everything will go in there for one lump sum.
But it's a racket, man. Trash. Think: THE SOPRANOS. Right? Am I right?