Today is the day.
You read it here first.
Today, I go out to purchase a new refrigerator.
Mine began biting the dust two months ago and totally died three weeks ago.
Have been doing without since, buying only frozen items I can cook from frozen (I have a standup freezer and a chest freezer).
It's time, lawse yes, it's time. M-o-o-n that spells "it's time"?