TOD, but not really:
I used to work in courtrooms, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
One case I remember as being particularly stupid was a divorcing couple who was fighting over EVERYTHING. Including the spices in the cabinet.
Another was a jury trial about someone who allegedly shoplifted a ball-point pen. That's it. His defense was that he was looking at a bag of M&Ms to see if there were red candies in it.