Topic: AND THEN THERE WERE PANTS (Read 805 times)

singdaw · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:02:15 AM »

PAGE TWO

singdaw · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:02:54 AM »

We're no longer on page one, but here's a "one" joke:

singdaw · « **Reply #32 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:09:01 AM »

Wow - this day is already flying by like a gazelle wielding a Sham-Wow and a squeegee.

singdaw · « **Reply #33 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:27:39 AM »

DR John G., have you ever made a simply syrup infused with dried lavender blossoms?

Freddie · « **Reply #34 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:33:46 AM »

Quote from: singdaw on May 16, 2024, 04:27:39 AM

DR John G., have you ever made a simply syrup infused with dried lavender blossoms?

"Simply Syrup" sounds like it could be a festival, like Mostly Mozart.

Freddie · « **Reply #35 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:34:09 AM »

No French toast, no pancakes - simply syrup.

singdaw · « **Reply #36 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:39:18 AM »

Oh gawrsh. Meant to type "simple" syrup.

singdaw · « **Reply #37 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:39:39 AM »

I wonder if Simple Simon eats simple syrup.

singdaw · « **Reply #38 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:40:10 AM »

Simply Syrup. You can eat it with a spoon.

singdaw · « **Reply #39 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:41:04 AM »

But it's so tasty, you'll want to eat it with a fork.

singdaw · « **Reply #40 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:41:53 AM »

I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.

-Source Unknown

elmore3003 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:58:39 AM »

Good morning, all!

Freddie · « **Reply #42 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:59:20 AM »

Quote from: singdaw on May 16, 2024, 04:39:18 AM

Oh gawrsh. Meant to type "simple" syrup.

Oh.

Never mind.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 16, 2024, 04:59:49 AM »

I must pay some bills today.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:02:06 AM »

I slept rather well, with some peculiar dcreams. In one, I think I was an attorney representing trucker who had been sexually assaulted. In another I wasgoing into work at the DSrama Book Shop two hours late and wondering what excuse I could give when I ran into one of the owners who was out Christmas shopping and I ended up helping her with that.

Freddie · « **Reply #45 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:02:13 AM »

But I shouldn't delete my incorrect posts.

That could be counterproductive for the goal of getting more HHW pages!

elmore3003 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:02:45 AM »

I cannot believe I'm remembering dreams after so many months when I couldn't remember a single one.

vixmom · « **Reply #47 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:31:10 AM »

Good morning

vixmom · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:31:35 AM »

The rain it raineth everyday

vixmom · « **Reply #49 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:31:44 AM »

Still

vixmom · « **Reply #50 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:31:58 AM »

It makes me sleepy and unproductive

vixmom · « **Reply #51 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:32:20 AM »

I guess I must wordle and work

vixmom · « **Reply #52 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:36:03 AM »

Wordle 1,062 5/6

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singdaw · « **Reply #53 on:** May 16, 2024, 05:58:45 AM »

Weebles wobble but they don't Wordle.

Jane · « **Reply #54 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:15:42 AM »

Bruce, congrats on needing new pants.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #55 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:33:22 AM »

Hello, all and one!

No dreams to speak of, but my sleep was extraordinarily good.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #56 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:35:20 AM »

I am still forging ahead in learning to deal with this new laptop.

It's crazy how much you forget about formatting after five years.

I sit here at times wondering why something is so odd and then remember that there is a way to adjust that something into a thing I am comfortable with.

And yes, I did end that sentence with a preposition.

Sue me.

Rodzinski · « **Reply #57 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:37:53 AM »

Here I am, HHW.

Rodzinski · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:38:06 AM »

Is it I, HHW?

Rodzinski · « **Reply #59 on:** May 16, 2024, 06:38:35 AM »

I have heard you calling in the night.

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