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Re: BUTTS IN SEATS
« Reply #90 on: May 22, 2024, 09:13:50 AM »
Quote from: John G. on May 22, 2024, 05:51:24 AM
Had lunch with a peacock. Literally.

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« Reply #91 on: May 22, 2024, 09:14:33 AM »
FOUR!

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« Reply #92 on: May 22, 2024, 09:23:59 AM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on May 22, 2024, 06:19:50 AM
I resume my Stemwave treatements today.  This is the fifth week of eight.


So far, so good.

Yay!
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« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2024, 11:25:07 AM »
The day is progressing.
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« Reply #94 on: May 22, 2024, 11:25:30 AM »
Tonight I will be attending a year-end choir potluck.
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« Reply #95 on: May 22, 2024, 11:25:32 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on May 22, 2024, 03:32:02 AM
Nice work here last night, DR George.

Thanks, Singdaw.
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« Reply #96 on: May 22, 2024, 11:25:49 AM »
I am bringing gluten-free crackers, dip, and wine.
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« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2024, 11:26:01 AM »
Easy, peasy.
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« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2024, 11:26:19 AM »
And I will scan for something soft I can gnaw on.
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« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2024, 11:26:37 AM »
One more to...
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« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2024, 11:26:45 AM »
LUCKY #100!
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« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2024, 11:34:29 AM »
Quote from: vixmom on May 22, 2024, 05:02:32 AM
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That's great, Vixmom!
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« Reply #102 on: May 22, 2024, 11:35:17 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on May 22, 2024, 05:04:47 AM
Quote from: elmore3003 on May 22, 2024, 04:24:40 AM
And that's enough of my current lousy existence.

Lousiness-be-gone vibes for you, Larry!  Hope some of the money for the work you've been doing shows up soon.

~~~SUPER DITTO!!~~~
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« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2024, 11:35:37 AM »
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« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2024, 11:35:58 AM »
Quote from: John G. on May 22, 2024, 05:51:24 AM
Had lunch with a peacock. Literally.

That's so cool!
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« Reply #105 on: May 22, 2024, 11:36:17 AM »
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« Reply #106 on: May 22, 2024, 11:38:33 AM »
It's hot as fresh milk, and after doing that yard work and sweating like a whore taking communion, I went to Shop Rite for a few essentials.

I can tell you this much:  Boy, it's hot!

(We need some more hot weather sayings, ya know? Anybody got some?)

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Re: BUTTS IN SEATS
« Reply #107 on: May 22, 2024, 11:39:33 AM »
That was a repor, and so is this:

Gas is down several cents to $3.29.
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« Reply #108 on: May 22, 2024, 11:43:40 AM »
Quote from: ChasSmith on May 22, 2024, 11:38:33 AM
It's hot as fresh milk, and after doing that yard work and sweating like a whore taking communion, I went to Shop Rite for a few essentials.

I can tell you this much:  Boy, it's hot!

(We need some more hot weather sayings, ya know? Anybody got some?)




It’s so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
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« Reply #109 on: May 22, 2024, 11:44:27 AM »
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
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« Reply #110 on: May 22, 2024, 11:44:46 AM »
It’s so hot some idiot set the house on fire just to cool off
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« Reply #111 on: May 22, 2024, 11:45:30 AM »
It’s so hot a co-worker broke wind just to have a little breeze.
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« Reply #112 on: May 22, 2024, 11:47:27 AM »
It's so hot I bought a frozen pizza and it was already cooked when I got home.
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« Reply #113 on: May 22, 2024, 11:47:47 AM »
Are we at page 5 yet?
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« Reply #114 on: May 22, 2024, 11:48:47 AM »
It's so hot out, the idiot poured McDonald's coffee on their lap to cool off.
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« Reply #115 on: May 22, 2024, 11:49:42 AM »
it's so hot out, gangs are doing drive-bys with super soakers.
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« Reply #116 on: May 22, 2024, 11:52:54 AM »
It’s so hot that local cows are giving evaporated milk.
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« Reply #117 on: May 22, 2024, 11:53:40 AM »
 It's so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
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« Reply #118 on: May 22, 2024, 11:54:09 AM »
Page 5 is close
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« Reply #119 on: May 22, 2024, 11:54:24 AM »
Almost here
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