Topic: TODAY IS A DAY FOR A ME TO PLAY (Read 4992 times)

vixmom · « **Reply #150 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:17:27 PM »

I don’t know what the black was but he had a real beef burger with bacon and bleu cheese and tomatoes and lettuce

vixmom · « **Reply #151 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:17:41 PM »

Which he seemed to enjoy very much

vixmom · « **Reply #152 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:17:59 PM »

Oh goodness it’s six

vixmom · « **Reply #153 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:20:59 PM »

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

vixmom · « **Reply #154 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:21:44 PM »

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Because they have their own scales!

vixmom · « **Reply #155 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:22:17 PM »

Where do fish go on vacation?

vixmom · « **Reply #156 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:22:33 PM »

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Finland!

vixmom · « **Reply #157 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:23:19 PM »

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

vixmom · « **Reply #158 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:23:43 PM »

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Fsh

vixmom · « **Reply #159 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:24:31 PM »

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

vixmom · « **Reply #160 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:24:55 PM »

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You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

Freddie · « **Reply #161 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:25:06 PM »

However misnamed, it was nonetheless delicious

Well, that turned out fine!

vixmom · « **Reply #162 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:25:21 PM »

What do you call a fish who practices medicine?

vixmom · « **Reply #163 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:25:39 PM »

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A sturgeon

Freddie · « **Reply #164 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:26:09 PM »

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Because they have their own scales!

LOL!

vixmom · « **Reply #165 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:26:23 PM »

Where does a fish keep his money?

vixmom · « **Reply #166 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:26:43 PM »

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In a riverbank

Freddie · « **Reply #167 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:27:18 PM »

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Ooh, very good, a visual fisheye joke.

vixmom · « **Reply #168 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:27:19 PM »

Who grants fishes’ wishes?

vixmom · « **Reply #169 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:27:46 PM »

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A fairy codmother

vixmom · « **Reply #170 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:28:42 PM »

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow!

vixmom · « **Reply #171 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:30:34 PM »

Why do fish live in saltwater?

vixmom · « **Reply #172 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:31:03 PM »

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Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

vixmom · « **Reply #173 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:33:45 PM »

What does a fish do when it needs to borrow money?

vixmom · « **Reply #174 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:33:54 PM »

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It goes to a prawn broker

vixmom · « **Reply #175 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:36:01 PM »

What was the fish’s favorite subject in school?

vixmom · « **Reply #176 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:36:31 PM »

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Algae bra

vixmom · « **Reply #177 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:37:43 PM »

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

vixmom · « **Reply #178 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:37:57 PM »

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Dam

Freddie · « **Reply #179 on:** June 23, 2024, 08:39:33 PM »

What is it, fish joke night?