Topic: THE TEXAS TWO-STEP, THE ILLINOIS SHUFFLE, AND THE IOWA HUSTLE (Read 6232 times)

singdaw · « **Reply #120 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:37:41 PM »

PAGE FIVE

singdaw · « **Reply #121 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:37:52 PM »

A little better than page three.

singdaw · « **Reply #122 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:38:02 PM »

But not page nineteen.

singdaw · « **Reply #123 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:38:16 PM »

We could do another bad joke festival.

singdaw · « **Reply #124 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:38:27 PM »

But there's no groaning allowed.

singdaw · « **Reply #125 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:38:46 PM »

Or a loud.

singdaw · « **Reply #126 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:38:56 PM »

I can never remember which.

singdaw · « **Reply #127 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:39:18 PM »

There's just tomorrow, and then a holiday.

singdaw · « **Reply #128 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:39:46 PM »

I still have to do the kitchen dishes, then I'm heading to bed.

singdaw · « **Reply #129 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:39:59 PM »

Good night, friends.

Freddie · « **Reply #130 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:41:49 PM »

Quote from: singdaw on July 02, 2024, 07:38:27 PM

But there's no groaning allowed.

I believe an addendum was passed to allow for groaning-level jokes if we're too far from page 8. I may have read about that somewhere.

vixmom · « **Reply #131 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:42:02 PM »

My plan has always been to work until I was 70 and then start collecting SS and medicare

vixmom · « **Reply #132 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:42:34 PM »

I hope they're still there when I need them

vixmom · « **Reply #133 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:44:05 PM »

I am absolutely terrified about what November will bring

vixmom · « **Reply #134 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:46:59 PM »

The magamorons will vote for their guy even he stood in an elementary school auditorium and mowed down all the students with a machine gun

vixmom · « **Reply #135 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:50:23 PM »

There's way too many Dems who are actively torpedoing the guy with a sore throat.

vixmom · « **Reply #136 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:51:22 PM »

It's going to be 2016 again because of "good intentions"

vixmom · « **Reply #137 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:51:56 PM »

Well that was cheery

vixmom · « **Reply #138 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:52:05 PM »

Sorry guys

vixmom · « **Reply #139 on:** July 02, 2024, 07:52:13 PM »

And ladies

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #140 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:14:59 PM »

Quote from: Rodzinski on July 02, 2024, 07:26:18 AM

Quote from: ChasSmith on July 02, 2024, 06:00:41 AM
If you're in Illinois, can you shuffle off to Buffalo or is their shuffle exclusively an in-state maneuver?

Where do people from Buffalo shuffle off to?

Schenectady?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #141 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:16:03 PM »

Quote from: MichaelG on July 02, 2024, 11:51:09 AM

Quote from: Jrand73 on July 02, 2024, 11:10:54 AM
DR JANE did you go to Bill's Beer House?

Nobody goes there any more, it's very bourgeois.

Surely not...not with as classy a name as that!!?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #142 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:16:59 PM »

Quote from: John G. on July 02, 2024, 01:43:11 PM

No groaning.

Too late. You needed to warn us ahead of time.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #143 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:18:27 PM »

Quote from: singdaw on July 02, 2024, 07:13:37 PM

In cheerier news, Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in New York.

Does that mean his ballet days are done?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #144 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:21:22 PM »

Today was okay. Nothing major happened.

The Triangle had pork chops for lunch. It was very good with the green beans and mac and cheese I had with my two chops.

I may have said this before, but they make the best mac and cheese I have found locally.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #145 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:27:12 PM »

i have recorded, but not yet watched any of, Rachel Maddow's two-hour interview with Stormy Daniels.

Instead, I watched "Secret of Skinwalker Ranch" followed by "Beyond Skinwalker Ranch".

I know they are investigating real, actual and scientifically proven anomalies, and I share their frustrations that they don't seem to make much headway in finding out what causes them.

I did a lot of yelling and cursing at my TV in both episodes because they spend more time yakking and speculating about what their data gathering "might" yield after analysis than they do actually looking at the results of the analysis.

It's a popular series, and the guys at the ranch are also popular. So much so, that they have been giving a security guy and a ranch manager some solo commentary segments discussing scientific things they have no knowledge of other than what they have heard the actual scientists say. That means we hear the same things said over a couple of times as if hearing them from the security guy and the ranch manager gives the information more credence than hearing the scientists say it.

But it entertains me one night a week, and I enjoy the opportunity to yell and cuss at something other than Trump in those moments when he's unavoidably quoted on MSNBC news programs.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #146 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:28:43 PM »

Well, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #147 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:31:22 PM »

I shared this clip with DR JRand earlier today.

I think it's hilarious, but you have to watch it to the end.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/483169024218062

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #148 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:34:27 PM »

We are perilously close to page 6.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #149 on:** July 02, 2024, 08:34:43 PM »

All I really need to say now is "Good night".

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