Today was my first day in my new position and I'm frazzled. New systems, new logins, new responsibilities, new distribution lists, new, new, new.
This will kill your appetite. https://www.cracked.com/amp/image-pictofact-12201-9-deeply-disgusting-casseroles
There must be an aspic around here somewhere.
Does this mean it will be your last meal?
Is that a real eating establishment?
The leading lady will give notes remotely from Texas.
Did you know that you can still yell "Get off my lawn!" from the grave?