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« Reply #90 on: August 02, 2024, 12:47:55 PM »

But that's just me.
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« Reply #91 on: August 02, 2024, 12:48:35 PM »

 
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« Reply #92 on: August 02, 2024, 12:50:45 PM »

Oh, and this...

The Section of Project 2025 That No One Is Talking About

If you eat food, you should be concerned about this particular section of Project 2025

This short video is about a minute long. :-\
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« Reply #93 on: August 02, 2024, 12:52:28 PM »

Haven't heard a peep from dear reader Iris.
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« Reply #94 on: August 02, 2024, 01:11:21 PM »

Verizon blues:

Last month, I began getting daily texts from Verizon telling me I was accruing 1GB overages on my plan on a daily basis, and each new GB would cost me $15.

Alarmed, I went online and chatted with someone who assured me that nothing untoward was happening.  He actually sent me a printout of my upcoming bill showing me that it was virtually the same as all the other monthly bills I had been getting the past 12 years.

The text messages continued to arrive, but I had believed the Verizon rep who had assured me there were no added charges.

AND THEN THE BILL ARRIVED AND IT WAS MORE THAN DOUBLE WHAT IT HAD EVER BEEN.

I have to say that I have zero idea why this happened.  I paid the bill, and I deleted many apps off my iPhone, including things I've been using for years.

Today, I got another text:  I had only 1% of my allowable GBs left for the month which would end in 23 days.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

I went online, had a hissy fit with an AI-generated chat-bot, and finally got connected to a real person.  His name?  He goes by "Crimson Kurt" !!!

Crimson Kurt, however, was helpful.  He could not see what caused my overages, but he assured me that many apps were becoming more GB-intensive.  He suggested I upgrade to the Unlimited Welcome plan which, as it turns out, will result in lower bills than I am used to paying.

He transferred me to an account rep.  While on hold, the AI-generated chat-bot interceded and began demanding my pin number which I had no idea I had (I do, however, and it's my usual suspect of pin numbers I use).  Suddenly, a human voice came online.  It was Angelina, an account rep, and the rest was smooth sailing.

But I was a hair's breadth from driving to a Verizon store and raising Cain.
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« Reply #95 on: August 02, 2024, 01:16:00 PM »

Happy that turned out so well, Ron!
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« Reply #96 on: August 02, 2024, 01:16:26 PM »

Oh, my goodness, Ron!  What an ordeal!  Glad you got it all figured out and that you're paying even less than before! ;D
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« Reply #98 on: August 02, 2024, 01:27:27 PM »

Haircut in six minutes.
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« Reply #99 on: August 02, 2024, 01:27:47 PM »

Then I'll go do an ATM deposit, then get something to eat.
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« Reply #100 on: August 02, 2024, 01:27:55 PM »

I just will.
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« Reply #101 on: August 02, 2024, 01:28:05 PM »

No stopping me.
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« Reply #102 on: August 02, 2024, 01:28:12 PM »

Food it will be.
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« Reply #103 on: August 02, 2024, 01:28:36 PM »

Haircut in five minutes.
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« Reply #104 on: August 02, 2024, 01:28:55 PM »

Yep.
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« Reply #105 on: August 02, 2024, 01:34:45 PM »

  Slept egregiously well. 

You and Julie Andrews, both?

Together?

Won't it be perfectly swell? (A Merrily We Roll Along reference!)


I almost added that, George. So, thank you for doing it for me.
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« Reply #106 on: August 02, 2024, 01:35:36 PM »

I need to go downtown to sign in for tomorrow. It's an irritating addition to the weekend. I would prefer to just show up tomorrow night and dance and be done with it.
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« Reply #107 on: August 02, 2024, 01:36:30 PM »

This is the competition that had two different styles of dancers out on the floor last year at the same time. Just frustrating. And I'm petting, so I'm holding it against them.
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« Reply #108 on: August 02, 2024, 01:36:38 PM »

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« Reply #109 on: August 02, 2024, 01:43:52 PM »

Wordle:  No luck today!

Sorry.  Keith said it was a hard word.
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« Reply #110 on: August 02, 2024, 01:48:52 PM »

Rodzinski I told Craig about the interesting place you live.  I had it wrong though as I thought you are on the border of Vancouver. I now stand corrected.

Thank you for the vibes. You weren’t really wrong. We’re on the border of suburban Vancouver. The Canadian town through which we must go to enter here is where people catch ferries to Vancouver Island. Yet from my window I can see Mt Baker across the bay.

I've been looking at a map and trying to see the direction you follow to Blain when you cross back into the US. 

I can see Blaine across the water. And Whistler and other B.C. ski mountains in another direction. I’m overlooking Boundary Bay. Other folks here see the San Juan Islands.

I can't remember.  How far from the water is your house?
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« Reply #111 on: August 02, 2024, 01:50:37 PM »

Oh, my goodness, Ron!  What an ordeal!  Glad you got it all figured out and that you're paying even less than before! ;D

Ditto.
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« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2024, 02:02:31 PM »

Oh, my goodness, Ron!  What an ordeal!  Glad you got it all figured out and that you're paying even less than before! ;D

The truth will be in the next bill at the end of the month.  I'm hopeful.
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« Reply #113 on: August 02, 2024, 02:07:00 PM »

This is the competition that had two different styles of dancers out on the floor last year at the same time. Just frustrating. And I'm petting, so I'm holding it against them.


Petting?
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« Reply #115 on: August 02, 2024, 03:27:58 PM »

You say petting. I say potting.
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« Reply #116 on: August 02, 2024, 03:28:09 PM »

Let's call the whole thing off.
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« Reply #117 on: August 02, 2024, 03:28:55 PM »

Today was a cavalcade of tech woes at work.
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« Reply #118 on: August 02, 2024, 03:29:12 PM »

At one point, it felt like the Ringling Brothers circus.
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« Reply #119 on: August 02, 2024, 03:29:25 PM »

And the clowns were sent in.
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