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Re: HOKEY POKEY
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2024, 04:47:41 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2024, 04:47:58 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2024, 04:50:21 AM »
I would really like a good New York bagel with cream cheese right about now.
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« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2024, 04:50:43 AM »
If cake is not available.
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« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2024, 04:51:01 AM »
Which it isn't.
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« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2024, 04:51:27 AM »
Alas and alack.
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« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2024, 04:54:51 AM »
An old lady is waltzing in her flat.
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« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2024, 04:55:03 AM »
Waltzing with her cat.
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« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2024, 04:55:35 AM »
I wonder if anyone has ever attempted a Sondheim Concordance?
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« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2024, 04:55:56 AM »
You could look up every song where he used the word "cat."
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« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2024, 04:55:57 AM »
My last embarrassing dinner at Cafe Frida, 2019, when they bring out the birthday cake and you wear the sombrero.
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« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2024, 04:56:05 AM »
For example.
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« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2024, 04:56:38 AM »
Love it, DR elmore3003.
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« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2024, 04:57:10 AM »
Apparently, someone still DOES wear. A hat.
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« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2024, 04:58:30 AM »
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« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2024, 05:02:14 AM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on September 20, 2024, 04:55:57 AM
My last embarrassing dinner at Cafe Frida, 2019, when they bring out the birthday cake and you wear the sombrero.

Oh, my!    :)
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« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2024, 05:04:23 AM »
Well, at least they didn't make you ride the bull or some such...
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« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2024, 05:11:42 AM »
I wonder if it's possible to do the hokey pokey on a bull.
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« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2024, 05:14:41 AM »
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« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2024, 05:14:57 AM »
From the select gallery of regrettable food choices:
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« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2024, 05:15:40 AM »
Quote from: ChasSmith on September 20, 2024, 05:11:42 AM
I wonder if it's possible to do the hokey pokey on a bull.

You would certainly be shaking it all about.
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« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2024, 05:18:04 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on September 20, 2024, 05:14:57 AM
From the select gallery of regrettable food choices:

Hmm, in a pasta bowl rather than the frozen food packaging, that MIGHT be somewhat less unappetizing.
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« Reply #52 on: September 20, 2024, 05:19:58 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on September 20, 2024, 05:15:40 AM
Quote from: ChasSmith on September 20, 2024, 05:11:42 AM
I wonder if it's possible to do the hokey pokey on a bull.

You would certainly be shaking it all about.

Maybe after riding the bull, it could be your dinner that would end up being all about -  tossed all about the table, anyway.


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« Reply #53 on: September 20, 2024, 05:22:40 AM »
The first episode of The Bob Newhart Show in 1972 featured Penny Marshall as a stewardess.
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« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2024, 05:24:25 AM »
Good morning, all.
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« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2024, 05:25:53 AM »
If Judy C. could not remember farce, what did she substitute? Sadly "arse" is the only rhyme I can reach at this hour.
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« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2024, 05:26:40 AM »
Don't you love arse is a whole different universe, I fear.
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« Reply #57 on: September 20, 2024, 05:27:03 AM »
Slept well, but had work dreams.
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« Reply #58 on: September 20, 2024, 05:27:56 AM »
I'm ushering this morning. A version of the upcoming mariachi opera for school kids.
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« Reply #59 on: September 20, 2024, 05:28:06 AM »
Onward!
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