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« Reply #180 on: September 24, 2024, 10:42:13 PM »

Then I dozed off.
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« Reply #181 on: September 24, 2024, 10:42:34 PM »

Finished The Thief of Bagdad but fell asleep again before it ended.
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« Reply #182 on: September 24, 2024, 10:42:54 PM »

This is the page that shall not be named.
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« Reply #183 on: September 24, 2024, 10:43:44 PM »

Here's a funny little story: You know how I'll write about some food or other that I got at Gelson's or a market and then suddenly they're out of those things starting the next day?
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« Reply #184 on: September 24, 2024, 10:43:55 PM »

Well, it's happened with pudding.
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« Reply #185 on: September 24, 2024, 10:44:02 PM »

I kid you not.
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« Reply #186 on: September 24, 2024, 10:44:27 PM »

Completely out of pudding cups and even the tonier pudding things.
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« Reply #187 on: September 24, 2024, 10:44:45 PM »

I feel that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.
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« Reply #188 on: September 24, 2024, 10:45:22 PM »

In tomorrow's notes, perhaps I'll talk about Scotch Tape - then there won't be any for weeks.
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« Reply #189 on: September 24, 2024, 11:47:50 PM »

No George, no jam. Rinse and repeat.
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« Reply #190 on: September 24, 2024, 11:48:01 PM »

Guess I'm carrying this load by myself.
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« Reply #191 on: September 24, 2024, 11:48:14 PM »

Because I WILL get us off this damn page.
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« Reply #192 on: September 24, 2024, 11:48:24 PM »

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« Reply #193 on: September 24, 2024, 11:48:32 PM »

You know, THAT page.
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« Reply #194 on: September 24, 2024, 11:48:44 PM »

Notes are written and ready to be posted.
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« Reply #195 on: September 24, 2024, 11:49:15 PM »

George must be eating a burrito.
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« Reply #196 on: September 24, 2024, 11:49:41 PM »

Did you know, for example, that burrito spelled backwards is Otirrub?
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« Reply #197 on: September 24, 2024, 11:49:54 PM »

Which is a form of massage, of course.
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« Reply #198 on: September 24, 2024, 11:50:27 PM »

Or as Marshall McLuhan almost once said, "The medium is the message."
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« Reply #199 on: September 24, 2024, 11:50:43 PM »

I finished The Thief of Bagdad - almost.
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« Reply #200 on: September 24, 2024, 11:51:12 PM »

Did you know, for example, that Milton Berle was called The Thief of Bad Gags?
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« Reply #201 on: September 24, 2024, 11:51:25 PM »

I think it was Bob Hope. Let's check
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« Reply #202 on: September 24, 2024, 11:52:43 PM »

Ah, not Bob Hope - Walter Winchell, who was about as funny as a pencil - so I'm guessing some gag writer gave it to him.
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« Reply #203 on: September 24, 2024, 11:53:17 PM »

It's not easy doing an entire page all by my lonesome.
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« Reply #204 on: September 24, 2024, 11:53:28 PM »

It's not easy being green.
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« Reply #205 on: September 24, 2024, 11:53:37 PM »

And still no George.
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« Reply #206 on: September 24, 2024, 11:54:28 PM »

Maybe he's eating a midnight supper with a special friend - meatloaf for two, with mashed potatoes and sautéed squid.
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« Reply #207 on: September 24, 2024, 11:54:45 PM »

With a Nehi Orange Soda.
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« Reply #208 on: September 24, 2024, 11:54:55 PM »

And some Planter's Peanuts.
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« Reply #209 on: September 24, 2024, 11:55:12 PM »

For dessert, cherries flambe.
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