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Well, you've read the notes, the notes were circumcised and had borscht, and now it is time for you to post until the Jewish cows come home.
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Re: HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR AKA ROSH HASHANAH! MAY THE BORSCHT BE WITH YOU
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2024, 12:12:36 AM »

And the word of the day is: BARUCH!
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2024, 12:55:25 AM »

George must have fallen asleep whilst eating borscht.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2024, 12:55:37 AM »

What other explanation could there be?
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Re: HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR AKA ROSH HASHANAH! MAY THE BORSCHT BE WITH YOU
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2024, 03:40:19 AM »

Good morning, friends.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2024, 03:40:33 AM »

And germs others.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2024, 03:41:03 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2024, 03:41:38 AM »

If your boyfriend is a techie, then you're really set to celebrate today.
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Re: HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR AKA ROSH HASHANAH! MAY THE BORSCHT BE WITH YOU
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2024, 03:42:02 AM »

My boyfriend is not a techie.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2024, 03:59:18 AM »

Good mornming, all!
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2024, 04:03:36 AM »

I slept rather well. Stella was a bit of a problem when she decided to sleep next to me around midnight. She settled, she wanted some attention and love, she settled, she decided she needed to look over the bookshelves behind the bed, she settled, she decided she wanted some sttention and love . . .

Thatch decided he wanted a new sleeping place next to me, which forced me to take a new sleeping position. Annabelle likes her princess pillow, so thankfully she was no problem.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2024, 04:05:15 AM »

I had a long dream in which I was at Goodspeed working on a production of 1776. Most of the dream was in the costume shop, dealing with hat issues.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2024, 04:17:00 AM »

I read The Other in 1971, when it was riding high on ther bestseller list. It's a good, creepy thriller. I now remember little about the story, only the missing baby, but I do remember that I saw the film version twice, although I cannot remember why, since I thought the film was okay but not so good as the book.
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2024, 04:36:21 AM »

Pupcakes!
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2024, 04:38:50 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2024, 04:39:50 AM »

The lid of the Dijon mustard came off inside our picnic basket.
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2024, 04:40:11 AM »

Now there's Poupon everything.
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2024, 05:12:49 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2024, 05:14:13 AM »

I’m not a happy camper, because what I thought was some allergy sneezing last night seems to be a cold this morning.
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2024, 05:39:57 AM »

Now there's Poupon everything.

I can hear this more readily than I can read it!
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2024, 05:44:08 AM »

Pupcakes!


That's a really happy photo!
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2024, 05:46:18 AM »

Now there's Poupon everything.


I'm so glad the no-groaning rule has been relaxed!  :)



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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2024, 05:47:37 AM »

Isn't it now "groaning is allowed if it gets us closer to page 8"
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2024, 05:48:34 AM »

I’m not a happy camper, because what I thought was some allergy sneezing last night seems to be a cold this morning.


Feel-better vibes for Chas!
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« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2024, 05:49:01 AM »

Now there's Poupon everything.

I can hear this more readily than I can read it!

:)


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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2024, 05:51:16 AM »

Making America Great Again, using Project 2025 and both Trump's and Vance's logic, means a few rather unimaginable things.

First, when Vance refused to answer who won the 2020 election, he said he didn't want to look back, but he wants to look to the future.

That's a riot!  Those who refuse to acknowledge the past fully intend to repeat it.

There is nothing futuristic about MAGA, Project 2025, Vance or Trump!

I am absolutely certain the "great again" agenda is a desire to return us to our lowest points in the past -- a time when Caucasians were the majority, a time when we "put people in their place" by demeaning them, giving them menial tasks and refusing to grant equality...a time when we made a lot of noise to get attention but couldn't really get our act together.

America, at its greatest, has always been progressive, welcoming of innovation and new blood, and open to change for the common good.  That America yielded to the promises that our Constitution guaranteed to all.  We have freedoms unlike any nation before.  We have freedom of, as well as from, religion.

Arguments have been put forth that our rights are based on Christian values, but that isn't true.  Those values we think of as "the 10 commandments' are NOT unique to Judeo-Christian theology.  Those values are universal and exist in all the religions of this earth.

The election cannot get here fast enough.  Very soon, we will learn just what the United States is made of.

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« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2024, 06:01:57 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2024, 06:02:32 AM »

Time to stir.
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« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2024, 06:02:42 AM »

Making America Great Again, using Project 2025 and both Trump's and Vance's logic, means a few rather unimaginable things.

First, when Vance refused to answer who won the 2020 election, he said he didn't want to look back, but he wants to look to the future.

That's a riot!  Those who refuse to acknowledge the past fully intend to repeat it.






Very well-said!
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« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2024, 06:03:29 AM »

The mornings are cooler, but the days are still in the mid 90s.
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