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[Ron Pulliam]

I submitted all my tax documentation to my CPA yesterday.

I really hate this time of year, especially given that most of my taxes seem destined to support Elon Musk's businesses.

[Ron Pulliam]

Deux!  Due! Two!

[Freddie]

If my tractor had undulating hips, I'd never leave the farm.

How long have you had an attraction to tractors?

Gives new meaning to the "tractor pull" event so popular at state fairs.

[Freddie]

Or so I hear, I've never been to a state fair, except from seeing them onstage and on screen.

[Jrand74]

Congrats to DR JANE on her fantastic new millstone.

[Rodzinski]

I greet thee.

[Jrand74]

Good rehearsal notes from MR BK.

What a jerk at the insurance company....

Although he should NEVER have spoken to you in that manner - perhaps he was just jealous because he drives a 2004 Honda Acura and your car is fancier.

[Jrand74]

I read the review that DR MICHAEL G posted and I was fine until I got to the part where one actor was called "perfectly adequate".......

[Jrand74]

Today I have my first appointment with my new doctor - Dr Aina.....I have seen his photograph but I haven't spoken to him.

We shall see what happens.

[Rodzinski]

The Brigadoon re-writer is Scottish? Big deal. What’s next? Someone from Rome rewriting the Forum book?

[Jrand74]

Yesterday I was taking a shower.  I just stepped out of it and picked up the towel when the doorbell rang followed by some knocks....repeated.

I finally got my sleep pants on and got to the door and it was two Mormon elders.  I didn't even let them speak - I just told them they got a 76 year old man out of the shower at risk of life and limb and they could just move on.

[Jrand74]

It is 45 degrees here headed for 58 degrees.

[Rodzinski]

Chico Marx sez you Aina seen a Doc-a like-a that-a before.

[Jrand74]

There's a new funny commercial that always makes me laugh.

A man doesn't get his new glasses and so he brings home the wrong little dog from the groomer.....

[elmore3003]

The Brigadoon re-writer is Scottish? Big deal. What’s next? Someone from Rome rewriting the Forum book?

You would think someone would have learned after the grisly mess made of Gigi. I woould like to know what's been done to the Brigadoon book.

[Rodzinski]

My doc recommended bloodwork. You know, check the oil. So I got the blood drawn at Quest. Labs were done. All reports good. Insurance bill comes for $729. Seems a bit much. I call Cindy at customer care back in my old home state of Delaware. She agrees that this is a bit off. The provider’s billing co messed up. So I received a nice new statement from insurance in the mail. For $729. I call and get Cindy again, believe it or not. She says, oh, this is just a statement to let you know it’s going to be adjusted still. Don’t worry. Why am I still worried?

[Rodzinski]

The Brigadoon re-writer is Scottish? Big deal. What’s next? Someone from Rome rewriting the Forum book?

You would think someone would have learned after the grisly mess made of Gigi. I woould like to know what's been done to the Brigadoon book.

Don’t forget the Camelot update that went so well.

[Ron Pulliam]

My doc recommended bloodwork. You know, check the oil. So I got the blood drawn at Quest. Labs were done. All reports good. Insurance bill comes for $729. Seems a bit much. I call Cindy at customer care back in my old home state of Delaware. She agrees that this is a bit off. The provider’s billing co messed up. So I received a nice new statement from insurance in the mail. For $729. I call and get Cindy again, believe it or not. She says, oh, this is just a statement to let you know it’s going to be adjusted still. Don’t worry. Why am I still worried?

Because $729!

[Rodzinski]

What we need is someone who actually lived in Camelot to revise that book. That’s been the problem all along. No authenticity.

[Rodzinski]

In fact, if this Scottish lass isn’t actually from Brigadoon, what are we even doing?

[Laura]

Good morning.

[Laura]

Yesterday I was taking a shower.  I just stepped out of it and picked up the towel when the doorbell rang followed by some knocks....repeated.

I finally got my sleep pants on and got to the door and it was two Mormon elders.  I didn't even let them speak - I just told them they got a 76 year old man out of the shower at risk of life and limb and they could just move on.

I am becoming more like Leonard every day. I growl when someone comes up the driveway, and then I hide.

[Laura]

Once when I was sitting on the couch, someone came up the driveway and Leonard alerted me. I grabbed the leopard-spotted Snuggy that was on the arm of the couch and pulled it over myself so he wouldn't see me if he peered in the window.

[Ron Pulliam]

Who goosed the Moose?

[Ron Pulliam]

Once when I was sitting on the couch, someone came up the driveway and Leonard alerted me. I grabbed the leopard-spotted Snuggy that was on the arm of the couch and pulled it over myself so he wouldn't see me if he peered in the window.

You could put a big sign on your front door saying "NO!"

[Laura]

I have a sign on the door that says "Day sleeper. Please do not knock."

It works most of the time, but if they see me through the window, they knock.

[Freddie]

Yesterday I was taking a shower.  I just stepped out of it and picked up the towel when the doorbell rang followed by some knocks....repeated.

I finally got my sleep pants on and got to the door and it was two Mormon elders.  I didn't even let them speak - I just told them they got a 76 year old man out of the shower at risk of life and limb and they could just move on.

Oy.  So sorry to hear that happened to you, Jrand.

[Freddie]

My doc recommended bloodwork. You know, check the oil. So I got the blood drawn at Quest. Labs were done. All reports good. Insurance bill comes for $729. Seems a bit much. I call Cindy at customer care back in my old home state of Delaware. She agrees that this is a bit off. The provider’s billing co messed up. So I received a nice new statement from insurance in the mail. For $729. I call and get Cindy again, believe it or not. She says, oh, this is just a statement to let you know it’s going to be adjusted still. Don’t worry. Why am I still worried?

"Don't worry" may be code for "Read future mail about this very very carefully."

[Freddie]

What we need is someone who actually lived in Camelot to revise that book. That’s been the problem all along. No authenticity.

Maybe the Good Prince Lancelot could do the revisal?

"Good Prince Lancelot" from I Love Lucy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_qxBWWiG20

[MichaelG]

I read the review that DR MICHAEL G posted and I was fine until I got to the part where one actor was called "perfectly adequate".......

Well, Alessio is a small role and being funny is pretty much the whole point. He doesn't get an aria or any vocal fireworks like the other principals, so it would be hard for anyone to really judge his singing from the recitative. Maybe the writer thought that "was funny" wasn't enough and wanted to add some placeholder language?