IT'S BAD JOKE TIME!
Mike, an Irishman, goes into a bar and orders three shots. He tells the bartender, "One is for me, one for me brother Pat in Canada, and one for me brother Seamus in the U.S."
The next day, Mike walks into the same bar and does the same thing. Orders three shots and tells the bartender, "One is for me, one is for me brother Pat in Canada, and one for me brother Seamus in the U.S." He does this every day, and he does it for so long, that when the bartender sees him, he puts out three shots before he even asks.
One day, Mike walks into the bar, and when the bartender puts out three shots, he shakes his head and says, "No, just two shots today."
The bartender says, "Oh my god. Did something happen to one of your brothers?"
Mike says, "No. It's just that I've quit drinking."