Lemon Pickers Needed (recent newspaper ad)
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it. She decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For several years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a counsellor.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said..."I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Trump.”