Topic: REVITALIZING THE PROSE (Read 31935 times)

bk · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:04:28 AM »

And why do I have the feeling that you two wild kids are STILL doing other things? Why do I have this feeling? Ya wild kids, ya.

Laura II · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:06:15 AM »

Ah, BK, I think you discovered the first HHW love affair! Kidding, kidding!

We just talk in the same way I talk to Sarah and Maya.

Jed · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:06:30 AM »

Quote from: bk on January 18, 2004, 01:02:20 AM

Well, I'm sorry, but Jed will have to ATONE for this. He will have to wear toreador pants, a frilly blouse, and spiked heels and he will have to LIKE IT.

Well, there went my surprise outfit for the pajama party!

Oh, and I shall never apologize for canoodling.

Jed · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:07:15 AM »

Quote from: Laura II on January 18, 2004, 01:06:15 AM

Ah, BK, I think you discovered the first HHW love affair! Kidding, kidding! We just talk in the same way I talk to Sarah and Maya.

Why am I suddenly jealous of Sarah and Maya?

bk · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:11:11 AM »

And just where in tarnation IS Maya? She will have to ATONE. Yes, at the ATONE leave your name and number and a short message. You two wild kids do your canoodling right here in posts. We will not have private canoodling. That is Unseemly and besides, Jed is an OLDER MAN and he could be put in the State Prison and he could be given electroshock therapy.

George · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:11:59 AM »

I shall now say goodnight. I've been sitting at my computer for so long (without my pillow) that my butt hurts. So, I need a comphy place to place my tush. Goodnight all!

bk · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:12:59 AM »

Did you preview that post? That was very brief and it was about your butt.

Laura II · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:13:13 AM »

Hmm, I don't think he could be put in jail as I'm 18...I "have" a 16 year old, and my uncle likes to tell me to watch it because "16 will get you 20."

bk · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:14:16 AM »

Well, won't people be surprised when they log on in the morning. They will scratch their collective errant and truant heads in wonderment and they will say, "My goodness, what is THIS about?"

And just where in tarnation IS Maya? She used to be much more regular.

bk · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:15:35 AM »

LauraII is eighteen? Who knew? Now, LauraII, instead of so much damnable canoodling, you should read some more book, don't you THINK?

Jed · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:17:16 AM »

Quote from: bk on January 18, 2004, 01:14:16 AM

Well, won't people be surprised when they log on in the morning. They will scratch their collective errant and truant heads in wonderment and they will say, "My goodness, what is THIS about?"

Heck, I'm here for it and I'm still saying that!

bk · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:17:53 AM »

And, of course, there's TCB, sitting there scratching his head, eating his meat sandwich and trying to figure out what in tarnation we ARE talking about? I wonder if TCB's meat sandwich is on a roll because I certainly am.

bk · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:18:41 AM »

Oh, Jed, your head is in the clouds because you are drunk on Love Potion Number Nine.

bk · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:19:25 AM »

Ya wild kid ya.

Jed · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:21:02 AM »

Is that what it is? That gypsy on 34th and Vine wouldn't tell me what the fershluganah stuff was.

TCB · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:23:51 AM »

Well, that meat sandwich was very tasty... and on a kaiser roll...(or is that on a kaiser role?). Unfortunately, I think I may have gotten toe lint in my meat sandwich, or perhaps a little priest (I don't have to explain that one do I?)

And, Dear BK, how do you know that Jed has not already seen Laura II in her pink footie -pajamas?

bk · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:24:48 AM »

All right, hold the phone, stop the world, halten zie traffic - there are NINE GUESTS at one-thirty in the morning??? That is more peculiar than ANY of these peculiar posts? Just who are these NINE GUESTS? Oh, MYSTERY GUESTS, won't you come in and sign in please. Let's go to Miss Kilgallan for the first question.

bk · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:25:53 AM »

All right, Mr. Cerf?

TCB · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:26:08 AM »

And what in tarnation are you talking about?

Laura II · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:26:42 AM »

I must needs read the book (my best Nurse impression from Romeo and Juliet), but talking to people online is so appealing at the moment. I shall read more tomorrow.

bk · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:27:48 AM »

Of course, the minute I mention NINE GUESTS, suddenly there were three GUESTS. Who are these GUESTS and what are they doing up at this hour? What are they LOOKING for? What do they want of us? Are they POD PEOPLE? Are they ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE?

TCB · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:27:51 AM »

I am wondering if they say tarnation in Carnation?

bk · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:28:23 AM »

As long as you read more tomorrow you shall not have to ATONE.

bk · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:30:08 AM »

I'm laughing myself silly because there are fifty-something posts and they are all so QUEER.

TCB · « **Reply #54 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:30:30 AM »

Whoops, sorry, I have got to go..........

the cows just came home.

bk · « **Reply #55 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:31:53 AM »

Now, to the people who'll be perusing this whilst I am fast asleep amidst pillows, this is only a preview of what our Pajama Party will be like and all I can say is that Jed and LauraII best not be off doing "other things". TCB, of course, CAN eat a meat sandwich and pick his toes whilst attending our Pajama Party.

bk · « **Reply #56 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:32:24 AM »

The cows just came home? Damn them, damn them all to hell.

Laura II · « **Reply #57 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:33:16 AM »

I certainly think that people will be freaked out when they log in tomorrow and find these posts. We are a lovely bunch of coconuts.

bk · « **Reply #58 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:34:50 AM »

Well, I'm hitting the hay. It's lots of fun to hit hay, I recommend it. Now, don't play with Jed TOO much longer, and do read your book - we're anxious to know your thoughts, oh, yes, we're anxious, and frankly, Jed can't hold a candle to a good book, although he'd like to.

Jed · « **Reply #59 on:** January 18, 2004, 01:37:02 AM »

You're quite right, BK, I can't hold a candle to a good book. I just tried, but neither the book nor the candle would anything to do with it. Damn them, damn them all to hell!

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