LOL Jason!  You know, I don't think they used to be such Nazis over there, but it could just be my imagination.  I remember going to some auditions a couple years ago where you could pretty much just stroll in.  Maybe I just looked/acted like I belonged there.  Who knows.  In any event, you are so right.  I myself plan to be cast in the Goodspeed Opera House's production of Call Me Madam, which is why I am taking three tap classes a week.  
W is the devil and The Patriot Act is the equivalent of the HUAC.  Shame, shame, shame.  Do we ever really learn from our history?
Jennifer - Yes, I have.  Liz Callaway's version, to be specific.  Annoying as it is, there are MUCH worse things than having Liz in your head all day.  Someone sing a new song, please!!!  
Jay, also on the subject of projectiles and "patriots", speaking of shredding the Constitution:  can anyone name any instance in American history where a Constitutional Amendment was added that limited or removed a citizen's rights, rather than expanding them (other than Prohibition, which was repealed, thank goodness, and the eleventh, which doesn't really count, since it refers to states)?
Re:  Seafood
A classic line from one of my favorite movies, Drop Dead Gorgeous:  
"Oh, I don't eat shellfish.  My ma says never to eat anything that carries its house around with it.  Who knows the last time it was cleaned."