On my way home from work, I stopped by Rite Aid to pick up a few prescriptions.  I walked out $340.00 poorer.  Thank God I have medical insurance.  The doctor has put my Protonix for acid reflux, and when they gave me that prescription, I complained because the doctor had told me that there was now a generic form of the drug, and this prescription was $130.00.  I said, "Wait a minute.  I wanted the generic version of Protonix."
And at exactly the same moment, the entire pharmacy staff replied, "That is the generic!"