Some cabaret singer posted that she needed help customizing some lyrics to Born to Entertain from Ruthless!  The attempts were so feeble that I did it for her - she hasn't seen it yet - she wanted it to be about cabaret and wanted a mention that she's a lawyer.  In two minutes this:
Some gals like to cook and sew, 
When I cook it's in a show, 
I was born to entertain 
Some gals stay at home and clean, 
I'd rather learn a dance routine, 
I was born to entertain - 
Though I'm a lawyer that's just my day job, 
What I crave's a cabaret job, 
I've got The Gardenia on the brain - 
Don't get too comfy in that seat, 
When I strut my stuff you'll be on your feet, 
I was born for cabaret. 
Not every showbiz cinderella has 
Got to come from Pocatella, 
My star will rise like bubbles in champagne - 
You want to know what I find peachy, 
To get reviews like Marcovicci, 
I will be a chanteuse from the tip of my nose to the top of my shoes 
So strike up the band and give me one final refrain 
'Cause I was born to entertain.