In other news, I lost my cell phone today!  (My best guess is that I set it down on a table out in public, and moved on...)  It was a very fine Android smartphone, and I went through a couple of insane hours fretting over who was getting into my SHIT, changing several passwords, etc.
Long story short--
Oh hell, it's not even worth a short story.
Suffice it to say that at least I have insurance on this one, and will be utilizing it tomorrow.