Dan Zack has decided to end the evening by throwing caution to the wind and turning his back on the souless world of runway modeling and becoming the latest PBS eurotrash discovery. Dan Zack will now be known as Danzaque, Master of the Zamfir. Audiences will swoon as Danzaque allays his pouty lips against the Zamfir and plays the music of the ages. Be sure to check local listings for Danzaque's first PBS special, Danzaque, Master of the Zamfir, filmed live at the Theatre am Kirchplatz in Liechtenstein. Listen to Danzaque's interpretations of such timeless classsics as Strausses' "Tales from the Vienna Woods", Franck's "Panis Angelicus", Titichkowsky's "Waltz of the Flowers", Mendelssohn's "Ave Maria" and ABBA's "Fernando". CDs and DVDs are available for a small pledge.
Danzaque, Master of the Zamfir!
(Don't worry, this should all go away tomorrow...)