Updating old jokes, Jack? 
It's time to update parody lyrics for HAMILTON also, then, isn't it?
Tune of “Star” (2015-16 Broadway HAMILTON version)
If the fellow’s cheered as the reason
That the tuner’s changing for good
If he wrote the smash of the season
And he’s crowned the god of the ‘hood
If the rhyming is rather close but no cigar
The chances are: The fellow’s a star
If the scalpers find themselves falling
For the daring work in his play
If the President comes a-calling
For some seats in center row K
If the seats that we can afford are rather far
The chances are: The fellow’s a star
If the sense of drama in his using hip-hop
Is utterly tip-top, per John Lahr
If his sound is something all the press is chasing
Something boomers are embracing
Something we can groove to in our car
He’s a genuine, wonderful, lyrical, magical
Perfectly bankable star!
