LOL, vixmom!  Just saw this post by you from the other day while ketching up:
"have no trouble with sitting upstairs but I insist on being carried up the stairs.... 
On a litter...
Preferably hoisted by 4 buff, shirtless, young men"
Sorry, vixmom!  we asked for the shirtless young men but the absence of shirts didn't fit the strict costume budget!