Somebody said Cats should have been a movie.
Maybe they could re-dub it saying it was supposed to be terrible.
"Terrible Cats" scans just like Jellicle Cats. it could work.
"Terrible Songs for Terrible CATS"
Tune of “Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats”
Did you hope for the worst
When their trailer appeared?
Had you thought C-G-I
Would look better than that?
Did you see it online
And then text that it’s weird?
Did you think every cat
Was a terrible cat?
Well, now -
Terrible's here and terrible's good
Go have fun at a terrible "Cats:"
Will an audience grow
As we look at the stats
Make a hit of a terrible "Cats"
(repeat chorus now and forever)
or maybe not.
