I’m an hour into spider-Man and can say it’s a great teen movie that somehow feels like a Ross Hunter movie courtesy all the boomer actors in guest-starring roles. This feels like Love Boat meets Marvel. There’s Alfred Molina, Willem Dafoe, Jamie Foxx, Marisa Tomei, J.K. Simmons and Thomas Haden Church. I half expect Carol Channing or Ethel Merman to put in an appearance.
The script is utter nonsense.