Holy moley on rye, I go away and eat a salad and come back and hot damn if we aren't way over three hundred posts!  We are COOKIN' with gas.  Now, did I miss some nudity?  I hate when that happens.  I'm sorry Mark, but Maya's heart belongs to DADDY, and we all know who DADDY is, don't we?
They even wrote a song about it - Maya Heart Belongs to Daddy.