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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2024, 05:06:32 AM »
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2024, 05:12:02 AM »
You need this hippopottoman.
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« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2024, 05:18:03 AM »
Good morning.
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« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2024, 05:19:25 AM »
Yesterday my DH went to the restaurant grocery/supply store. It's a great place to get certain things -- like a five-pound bag of baby lettuces for $8. I eat a lot of salad these days, and it can last me a week.
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« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2024, 05:20:28 AM »
So he was browsing around in the cheese section. He'll often get a huge chunk of cheese. Usually Swiss. He found a big chunk of cheese on sale and bought it.
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« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2024, 05:21:45 AM »
I now have a 7-pound block of Parmesan cheese in my refrigerator.
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« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2024, 05:23:39 AM »
Good morning, all.
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« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2024, 05:23:45 AM »
And a five-pound box of cremini mushrooms.
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« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2024, 05:24:36 AM »
You could add some Parmesan to your salads. Plus it keeps well
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« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2024, 05:24:40 AM »
Last week he bought a pound of basil.
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« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2024, 05:24:57 AM »
Stuffed mushrooms. Yum.
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« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2024, 05:24:58 AM »
If I still had the basil, I'd certainly make pesto.
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« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2024, 05:25:50 AM »
They are small mushrooms. Not much bigger than the button mushrooms.
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2024, 05:26:58 AM »
We had a 75% chance of rain last night. 
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« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2024, 05:27:13 AM »
We got 0.00 inches.
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2024, 05:32:05 AM »
I'm sorry about the rain, he said dryly.
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2024, 05:38:59 AM »
I remember when it used to rain in the summer here. Not lately.
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2024, 05:45:14 AM »
Maybe because you didn't sing "Soon It's Gonna Rain"?
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2024, 05:46:33 AM »
Where's Bill Starbuck when you need him?
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« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2024, 05:47:18 AM »
Or the Rainman?
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« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2024, 05:50:15 AM »
LUCKY #50
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« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2024, 05:51:40 AM »
Lickety split!
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« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2024, 05:52:02 AM »
Although just why the split wants to be licked, I do not know.
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Re: I MARRIED AUDREY HEPBURN
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2024, 05:52:31 AM »
Make like a banana and split.
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« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2024, 05:53:11 AM »
Vibes and xylophones for MR BK.
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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2024, 05:53:31 AM »
I am enjoying reading about the rehearsals.
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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2024, 05:53:52 AM »
Make like a slip and slide.
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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2024, 05:54:25 AM »
Make like a no and go.
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« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2024, 05:54:26 AM »
Some singer named Maggie Rogers is doing a "concert" on the Today Show from Paris.

She's pretty bad - she's got that whine/yodel thing in her voice on certain words.  That drives me crazy!
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« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2024, 05:54:46 AM »
Make like a jitter and bug.
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