Bruce Vilanch made this post on Facebook:
"for those of you who are keeping score, in the new stephen king picture THE LONG WALK, two guys are killed while taking a dump. actually, one of them lives, but he has dumped his last. this tops the current record-holder, JURASSIC PARK, in which a guy is eaten by a dinosaur while taking a dump. the guy, not the dinosaur. dinosaur dump does figure into the plot a bit earlier, when laura dern is forced to sift through some to find out why some mammoth creature is down for the count. this is jimmy fiddler with the hollywood minute."
I had to respond and did, thusly:
"The dump scene, as it's now referred to by executives in the hallowed halls of studios, is a must in all movies. The first thing that happens in the motion picture Malcolm and Marie is that Marie, played by Zendaya, goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Whether she washed her hands after remains unknown because that son-of-a-Barry Levinson visionary dump director, Sam Levinson, doesn't show us. But every movie I see these days has a sitting on the toilet scene. This is called Realism in Neo-Hollywood. One need only look at the greatest dump scene in the history of motion pictures, which opens the motion picture, Babylon, directed by another visionary dump director named Damien Chazelle, who, of course, under his real name (little known fact ahead) Damian Thorne, was and is the son of Satan. And just yesterday, in Jimmy Fidler's column, I read that Disney is doing a live action animated film called Humpy Dumpy, based on Humpty Dumpty but with all the "T"s left out of the script. It is the first mainstream film in which no "T"s are allowed. It is an amazing time to be in the dumpster known as the show business. Thank you for listening, Sincerely yours, George Christy."
