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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2025, 02:58:04 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2025, 03:00:26 PM »
Well done.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2025, 03:12:26 PM »
Keith got Wordle in four.

He had two choices for line three and picked the wrong one ;D
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« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2025, 03:14:57 PM »
Good test result vibes for DR JANE.
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« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2025, 03:15:08 PM »
Job interview vibes for DR JOHN G.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2025, 03:15:25 PM »
Today has been very overcast, but that's okay.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #96 on: October 06, 2025, 03:15:35 PM »
I like quiet days.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #97 on: October 06, 2025, 03:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Jrand75 on October 06, 2025, 03:14:57 PM
Good test result vibes for DR JANE.

Thank you.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #98 on: October 06, 2025, 04:55:32 PM »
Had a pineapple fruit bar and pill two taken and now I'll watch something.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #99 on: October 06, 2025, 05:08:16 PM »
Good afternoon.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #100 on: October 06, 2025, 05:08:40 PM »
Grandson is on fall break this week. Today we went to the park that has a train and carousel.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2025, 05:09:53 PM »
He's in second grade now. So I told him how much the ride wrist band costs. I had him figure out how many rides we'd have to do to break even and decide if we should get single tickets or the wrist band.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2025, 05:10:54 PM »
He figured 3 times $12, plus two single tickets for Mama (who doesn't like carousels).
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2025, 05:11:18 PM »
Then I pulled out some folding money, and he counted it out.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #104 on: October 06, 2025, 05:11:56 PM »
We checked the math with the counter cashier, who confirmed we were correct.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2025, 05:12:11 PM »
I'm such a mean grandma.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2025, 05:12:36 PM »
He had a great time riding the rides and playing on the playground.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2025, 05:13:18 PM »
When it hit 90+ degrees, we got in the car to go get lunch.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2025, 05:13:31 PM »
And he threw up.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2025, 05:14:18 PM »
Luckily, this grandma keeps an empty coffee can with a lid in the car for such occasions. Even though grandpa keeps taking them out of the car. He gets it now.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2025, 05:15:26 PM »
So we went to the all-you-can-eat buffet. He felt better after eating.
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"You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2025, 05:16:15 PM »
No need for the second throw-up can on the ride home. Fortunately.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2025, 05:16:35 PM »
So there's my exciting Vixmom-style story.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2025, 05:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:08:40 PM
Grandson is on fall break this week. Today we went to the park that has a train and carousel.

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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2025, 05:23:58 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:09:53 PM
He's in second grade now. So I told him how much the ride wrist band costs. I had him figure out how many rides we'd have to do to break even and decide if we should get single tickets or the wrist band.

Great teaching idea.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2025, 05:24:28 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:12:11 PM
I'm such a mean grandma.

You are a wonderful grandma.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2025, 05:24:45 PM »
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2025, 05:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:14:18 PM
Luckily, this grandma keeps an empty coffee can with a lid in the car for such occasions. Even though grandpa keeps taking them out of the car. He gets it now.

Did it all make it into the coffee can?
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« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2025, 05:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:15:26 PM
So we went to the all-you-can-eat buffet. He felt better after eating.

Excellent.
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Re: THE NOTORIOUS NOTARIZER
« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2025, 05:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Laura on October 06, 2025, 05:16:15 PM
No need for the second throw-up can on the ride home. Fortunately.

That's a relief.
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