I was IN the play once....my part was the choir director who was also a secret alcoholic..."And you tenors, don't sing so loud - leave that for the Methodists on the other side of town...."And then later I was walking down the street late at night and someone bumped into me and I was drinking whiskey from a bottle...the audience got very quiet.And still later I was in my grave in the cemetery with all the other dead people and I still had my bottle.