Okay, let's have more bad directorial touches in musical plays. Let us imagine a director/choreographer with a "vision" and let's imagine what they would do to some classic musicals and musical numbers - sort of a what if.
A Little Night Music, re-imagined as a slapstick comedy.
The Liebeslieders all all equipped with whoopie cushions, and use them - at the most
devastating of moments.
Each scene ends with Desiree getting a pie in the punim.
The duet for Anne and Charlotte becomes
Every Day a Little Laugh.
The Miller's Son becomes
The Farmer's Daughter.
And as for
Send in the Clowns...well, let's just say this: it involves a teeny car and a lot of little red noses...