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« Reply #210 on: June 22, 2007, 02:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 22, 2007, 01:00:21 PM
I believe he's speaking to a Frenchman!



:)

I doubt he has that much time to waste!
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« Reply #211 on: June 22, 2007, 02:20:05 PM »

Re: Paris H.

Haven't I told you that she would NOT do 45 days in jail?!
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« Reply #212 on: June 22, 2007, 02:21:14 PM »
Quote from: FJL on June 22, 2007, 05:45:34 AM
I can't come up with a single fleer pun.  Something is wrong.

Pehaps fleer of flying?
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« Reply #213 on: June 22, 2007, 02:27:47 PM »
Quote from: singdaw on June 22, 2007, 07:27:18 AM
DR Dan (the Man) - don't do anything special on my account!  We're close enough that we'll meet at some point - if not now, then soon.  :)


We'll Meet Tomorrow (a Titanic reference)
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« Reply #214 on: June 22, 2007, 02:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on June 22, 2007, 01:00:21 PM
I believe he's speaking to a Frenchman!

And fifty Frenchman can't be wrong!!!!!!
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« Reply #215 on: June 22, 2007, 02:30:41 PM »
Hello, fellow Dear Readers.

TOD: Michael Buble, at the office.
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« Reply #216 on: June 22, 2007, 02:35:15 PM »
Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 22, 2007, 09:02:43 AM
Umm...  Well.... I don't think I'll ever have that issue.  Although, one never knows.

*And after stepping on the scale this morning - for the first time in two weeks - and not seeing a big a difference as I would have liked - after two weeks of being "good"...  Well... I think I may need a new scale.  One that "likes" me.  ;)


Perhaps being good isn't good enough.  Maybe you need to be better.
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« Reply #217 on: June 22, 2007, 02:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Matthew on June 22, 2007, 02:30:13 PM
And fifty Frenchman can't be wrong!!!!!!

Fifty MILLION (Make that 10 more now!) Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong!
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« Reply #218 on: June 22, 2007, 02:53:51 PM »
Quote from: François on June 22, 2007, 02:41:59 PM
Fifty MILLION (Make that 10 more now!) Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong!

Porter says Fifty Million, Ashman says Fifty - go figure :)
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« Reply #219 on: June 22, 2007, 02:57:09 PM »
Ah yes, Smorgas Chef is the place we want...Swedish Meatballs and Lingonberries!

They also have an egg and cavier sandwich that sounds tasty, among many other exotic treats.

Lets go!
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« Reply #220 on: June 22, 2007, 03:09:10 PM »
There is more than one fleer.
Jason when in search of the golden fleers.
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« Reply #221 on: June 22, 2007, 03:10:46 PM »
I gotta tell you.

I arrived at two for our rehearsal and sat there alone until two-thirty-five, at which time I left.  Joan called me at three and the darling girl said she'd screwed up and thought our THREE HOUR rehearsal was from three to five.  I told her to run each number three times so she can get all the blocking in her bones, and then we'll resume rehearsals on Monday.
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« Reply #222 on: June 22, 2007, 03:11:58 PM »
Without saying too much, I can say that the package the other day was indeed for NYMF and that if I can get it together there would be a good chance of having The Brain in this year's festival.  More I do not know, and I'm just not sure of the details or how it would have to happen or even if it CAN happen, but I'm workin' on it.
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« Reply #223 on: June 22, 2007, 03:28:14 PM »
Quote from: bk on June 22, 2007, 03:10:46 PM
I gotta tell you.

I arrived at two for our rehearsal and sat there alone until two-thirty-five, at which time I left.  Joan called me at three and the darling girl said she'd screwed up and thought our THREE HOUR rehearsal was from three to five.  I told her to run each number three times so she can get all the blocking in her bones, and then we'll resume rehearsals on Monday.

You should add a number for her called PONCTUALITY, based on the Sherman song FORTUOSITY! ;)
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« Reply #224 on: June 22, 2007, 03:32:57 PM »
Ponctuality, that's me own word
Ponctuality, me never be too late word
`Round the corner, under a tree
Good BK's waitin', just wait and see!
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« Reply #225 on: June 22, 2007, 03:34:29 PM »

It also could be Punctuality by that would not fit Joan's profile, I'm afraid!
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« Reply #226 on: June 22, 2007, 03:53:56 PM »
Is this a slow news day here at haineshisway.com?
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« Reply #227 on: June 22, 2007, 03:54:06 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on June 22, 2007, 09:38:22 AM
Well, DRGinny, that's why God invented cell phones!
I thought cell phones were invented by Al Gore.

Spoo, sorry, that was the Internet.

It was a long, rough day at work, and my brain is woozy.
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« Reply #228 on: June 22, 2007, 03:54:08 PM »
Will we never get to page nine?
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« Reply #229 on: June 22, 2007, 03:54:28 PM »
Where in tarnation IS everybody?
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« Reply #230 on: June 22, 2007, 03:55:13 PM »
Welcome twenty-four GUESTS!  

C'mon, regulars, our GUESTS need entertaining!
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« Reply #231 on: June 22, 2007, 03:55:53 PM »
I shall now recite the opening of The Glass Menagerie:

I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve...

Thank you.  
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« Reply #232 on: June 22, 2007, 04:05:12 PM »
Quote from: singdaw on June 22, 2007, 11:50:10 AM
Anyone for a completely nude production of the Scottish play?
This gives a whole different spin to the line "By the pricking of my thumbs..."

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« Reply #233 on: June 22, 2007, 04:08:17 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on June 22, 2007, 12:30:17 PM
It won't make the landlord evicting us happy that we're squatting but what the hell!  So, I schlepped 16 Tons of scores home for nada!

Oy.
Sounds like Tennessee Ernie Ford.

I schlepped 16 tons
And whaddaya get
Another day older
An' deeper in debt...
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« Reply #234 on: June 22, 2007, 04:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on June 22, 2007, 12:36:57 PM
16 Tons and what do you get.....
Like minds.

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« Reply #235 on: June 22, 2007, 04:27:53 PM »
I meet the most interesting people while attending to the self service registers.

There was a rather ditzy woman today who tried to listen to my instructions (it was her first time using self serve) while swatting at a fly.

The fly finally got fed up, flew down into her blouse, and bit her on one of her tatas.

I've never seen anyone jump around like that.

Well, not while at a cash register.

Maybe as a contestant on The Price is Right or Let's Make a Deal.

There's a tip, for everyone out there who is auditioning to be a contestant on a game show: jump around like a fly just bit you on your tata.

Men: use your imaginations as to how to play this.
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« Reply #236 on: June 22, 2007, 04:29:02 PM »
Wasn't Tata a character in Ragtime?
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« Reply #237 on: June 22, 2007, 04:33:39 PM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on June 22, 2007, 12:36:57 PM
what do you get.....

*cue Being Alive...
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« Reply #238 on: June 22, 2007, 04:34:17 PM »
From the article about the production of the Scotish play in the buff

In the current offering from Washington Shakespeare Company, a cast of intrepid actors essays a wholly uncut "Macbeth" in the nude.





I guess that means Macbeth is not Jewish
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« Reply #239 on: June 22, 2007, 04:35:05 PM »
TOD

Nothing planned as of this writing
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