I meet the most interesting people while attending to the self service registers.
There was a rather ditzy woman today who tried to listen to my instructions (it was her first time using self serve) while swatting at a fly.
The fly finally got fed up, flew down into her blouse, and bit her on one of her tatas.
I've never seen anyone jump around like that.
Well, not while at a cash register.
Maybe as a contestant on The Price is Right or Let's Make a Deal.
There's a tip, for everyone out there who is auditioning to be a contestant on a game show: jump around like a fly just bit you on your tata.
Men: use your imaginations as to how to play this.