Topic: LOLLYGAGGING (Read 76340 times)

Edisaurus · « **Reply #150 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:15:12 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on February 19, 2007, 10:27:59 AM

LOL Edi!

And my interviewee Diane McBain stars in SIDEHACKERS!

I KNEW IT!

I love MST3K's version of it, with their Sidehacker's song:

Sidehackin' is the thing to do
When it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ.
Take a life you like and a little love.
The big band prize is twenty-five bucks.
Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirst
The stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah.

Sidehackin' is one big bash;
The favorite sport of cheap white trash.
When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip;
You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip.
Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt;
Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck, yeah.

It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools.
A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules.
All you need is a toxic landfill,
A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill.
Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long;
The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn.

George · « **Reply #151 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:16:59 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on February 19, 2007, 10:30:30 AM

"Today’s topic of discussion: Tell us what sporting hobbies you’ve partaken of all throughout your life. I’m most interested in silly ones, like skateboarding, or boogie boarding, or surfing, or hang-gliding, etc."

I"ve never partaken of sporting hobbies...other than observing the Seattle Storm Women's basketball games with my niece.

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #152 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:17:57 PM »

TOD: I went roller skating once. It was a career-ending event.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #153 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:19:51 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on February 19, 2007, 11:12:55 AM

This is my favorite NEW WORD -- "persoon"...a combination of a human and a macaroon...looks like a person but has only shredded coconut for brains.

I know a few persoons!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #154 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:21:47 PM »

I used to bicycle a lot in college. I am very inept at sports as is my entire family.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #155 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:22:26 PM »

Whither singingnymph? It's been a long time since we've seen her here.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #156 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:23:19 PM »

I think I am probably the most unathletic person in this community.

George · « **Reply #157 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:30:47 PM »

Well, it's time for me to take a shower, then I'm going to watch a couple of episodes of "Psych."

bk · « **Reply #158 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:32:02 PM »

I guess I'll go mosey on over to the mail place, just in case something came in via another service besides USPS. Then I'll get something to nibble on - perhaps Popeye's Fried Chicken or, if I want to be good, a Subway Club.

George · « **Reply #159 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:32:26 PM »

Welcome back, JMK and congrats to Gabe!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #160 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:39:52 PM »

DH and I have been invited to a client's Oscar party. It includes an Oscar themed dish contest ---an award for most delicious and most creative name. Past favorites were: "O Brother Where Art Cow": vegetarian chili, "Million Dollar Baby Ruth Brownies", or "Crouching Turkey, Hidden Dressing".

We haven't started thinking about a dish yet but I thought I would throw this out to the HHWers, for obvious reasons!

Jrand73 · « **Reply #161 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:39:59 PM »

Popeye was my favorite character in Miss Firecracker!

Diane McBain was also in The Mini Skirt Mob which had a nifty theme song of its own.

Jrand73 · « **Reply #162 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 19, 2007, 12:39:52 PM

DH and I have been invited to a client's Oscar party. It includes an Oscar themed dish contest ---an award for most delicious and most creative name. Past favorites were: "O Brother Where Art Cow": vegetarian chili, "Million Dollar Baby Ruth Brownies", or "Crouching Turkey, Hidden Dressing".

We haven't started thinking about a dish yet but I thought I would throw this out to the HHWers, for obvious reasons!

"Wings"

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #163 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:44:52 PM »

On the subject of "culling":

DavidAtlanta

Quote

She gave her name as Carol Causieestko. She was leading a one-woman crusade to bring class back to modern society. It was, as one would imagine, quite the struggle. She gave an example of what she’s up against.

“A few months ago, I was at Atlantic Station for the Christmas tree lighting. I was dressed properly, with my gloves and a tailored little suit, and the most darling hat… And these two women in SWEATSUITS see me and snicker, laughing as though I have no sense and cannot see or hear them,” she lamented.

“And I think, 'I put a great deal of thought into how I would look this evening, while you obviously reached in the laundry pile and put on WHATEVER.' I do not own a ‘whatever.’ You will not find a ‘whatever’ in my closet. I only own ‘somethings.’

der Brucer

Jeanne · « **Reply #164 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:46:17 PM »

Quote from: bk on February 19, 2007, 10:36:50 AM

I have never been on a skateboard. I did love rollerskating, though.

And the Rollerdome in Culver city?

Jeanne · « **Reply #165 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on February 19, 2007, 11:12:55 AM

This is my favorite NEW WORD -- "persoon"...a combination of a human and a macaroon...looks like a person but has only shredded coconut for brains.

Tasty, though.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #166 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:52:48 PM »

"Chicken WINGS OF DESIRE"---perfect!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #167 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:57:11 PM »

Drat---it wasn't even nominated. I can't believe that!

WINGS... I think the kids might be too young to get it.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #168 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:58:32 PM »

LORD OF THE Onion RINGS?

Edisaurus · « **Reply #169 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:59:14 PM »

ON THE WATERCRESS?

Jeanne · « **Reply #170 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:00:05 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 19, 2007, 12:14:19 PM

You are not alone with "now" issues:

Andrew Sullivan laments:der Brucer

Do you think that Andrew Sullivan is a HHW lurker?

Edisaurus · « **Reply #171 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:00:14 PM »

We could bring the coffee:

LAWRENCE OF ARABICA

TCB · « **Reply #172 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:02:10 PM »

I don't suppose you could take BABAL & lox?

Jeanne · « **Reply #173 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 19, 2007, 12:23:19 PM

I think I am probably the most unathletic person in this community.

I doubt that. I've never been athletic, either.

Edisaurus · « **Reply #174 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:03:50 PM »

I can't think of anything cooking-wise to do with this: GLAD-HE-ATE-HER. But it might be a good title for some cheap porn!

Jeanne · « **Reply #175 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:05:47 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 19, 2007, 12:44:52 PM

On the subject of "culling":

DavidAtlantader Brucer

Der Brucer, what is it that we should be culling--the nifty suit, hat, and gloves, or the sweats?

TCB · « **Reply #176 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:07:30 PM »

TOD

When I was younger, I used to play with the Tacoma Cubs baseball team. I never did see the field.

Jeanne · « **Reply #177 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 19, 2007, 01:03:50 PM

I can't think of anything cooking-wise to do with this: GLAD-HE-ATE-HER. But it might be a good title for some cheap porn!

Belly laugh! (BL in Internet lingo)

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #178 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 19, 2007, 12:39:52 PM

It includes an Oscar themed dish contest ---

for starters:

"Creamgirls: - cream puffs

"Prada" Devil's Food Cake

"The Good German" chocolate cake

"No Time For Nuts" on a bowl of M&Ms

"Poseidon" upside down cake

"Last King of Scotland": MacIncheese

"Little Miss Sunshine" and cheese (Sunshine crackers)

"An Inconvenient Truth" - "1200 calories each" label on a plate of chocolate brownies

der Brucer

Not very good, but might stimulate some others

Jeanne · « **Reply #179 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:08:57 PM »

Whither DAKOTA CELT? She did say she wasn't feeling good. Let's hope she feels better soon and rejoins us.

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