Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 7   Go Down

Author Topic: THE DENSE NOTES  (Read 24848 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

bk

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 138055
  • What is it, fish?
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2004, 12:19:26 PM »

And that's the story of my morning.
Logged

DERBRUCER

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 18462
  • Let's hear it for the Bruces
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2004, 12:33:37 PM »

Holiday Shopping Tip #1

For the youngsters:


Quote
Now, I know there are some in the liberal elite who frown on incorporating a falafel into hot sex, especially when it comes to teaching kids how to have hot sex with a falafel, but those high-minded intellectuals are so out of touch with today’s society that I don’t really care what they think. They wouldn’t know hot sex if it drove up on their lawn in a big falafel truck. So let them be pissy about it; but don’t let them ruin your hot sex with a falafel.

So as I was saying, kids, you have to be prepared before starting a task. With that in mind you must know how to make a falafel before you use it for hot sex. Here then is a simple recipe that will help get you on your way.

Ingredients
    ¾ cup dried chickpeas
    1 large onion, coarsely chopped
    2 garlic cloves, coarsely chopped
    4 tablespoons coarsely chopped parsley
    5000 mg of Levitra®
    1 teaspoon cumin seeds, crushed
    1 teaspoon coriander seeds, crushed
    ½ teaspoon baking powder
    Salt and ground black pepper
    Oil for deep frying and putting on sex parts.
    Pita bread, salad and yogurt, to serve.

Preparation

Put the chickpeas in a bowl of cold water and let sit overnight.

Drain the chickpeas and cover with water in a pan. Bring to a boil. Boil rapidly for 10 minutes. Reduce heat and let simmer for about 1 hour or until they’re soft like boobs. Drain, and then take off your pants.

Place the cooked chickpeas in a food processor with the onion, garlic, parsley, Levitra®, cumin, coriander, and baking powder. Add salt and pepper to taste. Process until the mixture thickens and forms a paste.

(Above extracted from Yankee Pot Roast)

der Brucer
Logged
We live in a universe not of clocks but of clouds.

DERBRUCER

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 18462
  • Let's hear it for the Bruces
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2004, 12:36:09 PM »

Holiday Shopping Tip #2

For that special someone  (not dating BK):



or



der Brucer
Logged
We live in a universe not of clocks but of clouds.

DERBRUCER

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 18462
  • Let's hear it for the Bruces
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2004, 12:40:08 PM »

Holiday Shopping Tip #3

For the the gracious host(ess):


Quote
Selected Tips from
Emily Post's
Etiquette for Ukrainian Dinner Parties

Guests should be seated beside their spouses and opposite their assassins.

Use a darkly colored tablecloth, so that spilt wine or bodily fluids are less noticeable.

The large spoon is for soup, the medium spoon for eye-gouging, and the smallest spoon is not to be used until coffee or tea after the meal.

When pulling the ol’ switcheroo, always start with the poisoned goblet to the left of the victim. Goblets should be swapped in a counterclockwise flourish.

Salad is too early to kill, dessert too late.

When choking or strangling, see to it that the victim’s chair is first pulled back six inches from the dinner table, so that his flailing arms and legs do not upset the place setting.

Keep some rolls of paper towels nearby, so as not to ruin the fancy napkins mopping up blood.

When serving poisoned soup, always serve from over the victim’s right side.

If stabbing a guest, do so under the table so that no blood will splatter bystanders or their meals.

After successfully killing your mark, do not shout any victory whoops or slogans in favor your cause. It is uncouth to shout at the dinner table.

Keep the music low enough to maintain pleasant conversation, but loud enough to veil the gurgles of a wounded victim. Bach seldom fails.

No hats.

Always wait for a suitable lull in conversation before stabbing with a butter knife. (Tip: For effectiveness, butter knives should be inserted between the third and fourth ribs.)

Dioxins and dry white wines are best served at a temperature between 8º and 10º centigrade.

Avoid discussion of politics or religion in mixed company, or at least until after those with differing opinions have been brutally dealt with.

Don’t sit next to Rasputin.

(This, too, courtesy of Yankee Pot Roast)

der Brucer
Logged
We live in a universe not of clocks but of clouds.

MBarnum

  • Guest
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2004, 12:50:04 PM »

BK, I am so glad you got to see your Scent of Mystery movie...even if it was a bit butchered!

It would certainly be wonderful if you could get the other print on to DVD! Perhaps Image would be interested. If they can release SCUM OF THE EARTH and BOWANGA, BOWANGA, I would certainly think they could find an interest in SCENT OF MYSTERY!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2004, 12:51:35 PM by MBarnum »
Logged

Panni

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6119
  • What are men for -- if not to amuse a woman!
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2004, 01:05:31 PM »

Here's a link to an interesting SCENT OF MYSTERY ARTICLE
Logged

JoseSPiano

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 58983
  • Who wants ice cream?
    • The View From A Piano Bench
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2004, 01:11:00 PM »

DR DERBRUCER - Hmm... I think I'll pass on those Holiday Shopping Tips...

Isn't it time to walk the dogs? ;)
Logged
Make Your Own Luck.

JoseSPiano

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 58983
  • Who wants ice cream?
    • The View From A Piano Bench
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2004, 01:14:00 PM »

Good Afternoon!

Well, I put on some Christmas CDs, and got a nice stack of Christmas cards done!  I shall drop them off at the nice, big, regional post office - which is basically across the street from my parents' house - on the way into the show tonight.
Logged
Make Your Own Luck.

JoseSPiano

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 58983
  • Who wants ice cream?
    • The View From A Piano Bench
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2004, 01:17:48 PM »

OH! OH! OH!

I finally put in the CD of the demo of BUS AND TRUCK!  -I have no idea what took me so long to do that?!?!?  In any case...

A totally enjoyable listening experience was had by all.  All being me, myself and I.

:D
Logged
Make Your Own Luck.

Matt H.

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52338
  • Side by side by Sondheim
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2004, 01:19:23 PM »

DRJRand54, it looks to me like you and I are the only ones who have commented on his performance, and I think the jury's still out with other viewers.

I commented on Saturday night or Sunday morning that I thought he was not a good match with "Chinese Food in Bed." I didn't comment on the rest of the performance, but I have to say I found him bursting with energy and quite an asset to the production otherwise. And I think his voice is superior to Paul's, not that it's a competition in the least. And I don't say that to denegrate Paul in any way, either. All of the performers made it a very special show.
Logged
If at first you don't succeed, that's about average for me.

JMK

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 13812
  • G-d made stars galore.--ZMK, modern prophet
    • All About Jeff:  The Musical
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2004, 01:21:43 PM »

I am here....finally.  I was up at the crack of dawn this morning (no mean feat, or even feet) to play not one, but two, early morning gigs.  Ugh.  The second was a set of auditions for a new rock musical based on Siddhartha.  This theater company used me about a year ago to play their first set of auditions for a workshop production of this show.  They were doing these group auditions with lots of body exercises, and they were doing all these very weird movements that reminded me of Betsy's cousin, who is one of the best known mimes and Commedia Dell'Arte movement instructors in the world.  I kept thinking, "Wow, that looks like one of Danny's moves."  Now, you must realize that this company was new to Portland, had never met me and had hired me on the recommendation of another theater company I've MD'd for many times.  So anyway during a break two of the company's employees were talking and mentioned a little town in northern California where I know Danny is teaching.  And I ask them if they've studied with "Danny".  They look at me aghast and say, "Danny?  We would never call him Danny!"  But it turns out they had been studying with him for two years and one of them had actually been his administrative assistant.  So that is my small world story of the morning (actually a year old, but I'm telling it this morning).

To JR re:  Starcrossed.  Now, now, I only said I might be getting that present.  Nothing is finalized (or even formally beginningized, really), it's just looking very promising, so keep fingers crossed and/or starcrossed.
Logged
Would you like to take a picture of my lipoma for posterity?

"It is a tale of conflicting loyalties, megalomania, love, hate and a number of other issues I can't remember."

Matt H.

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52338
  • Side by side by Sondheim
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2004, 01:28:38 PM »

I got all of my last minute shopping done, and was I EVER relieved to find everything I was looking for. A friend had put on his Christmas list the combination pack of BEST IN SHOW/A MIGHTY WIND, two terrific mockumentaries by Christopher Guest. We had seen the duo pack at Media Play weeks ago, but naturally I couldn't buy it in front of him. I don't know why I waited so long to go back, since I only saw one of those combination packs of that particular movie pair at Media Play while we were there. Anyway, they still had it, and I got that plus some nifty, unusual items for his wife at Pier 1.

Now all I have to do is wrap all the gufts I've been accumulating. Argh!
Logged
If at first you don't succeed, that's about average for me.

George

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 135556
  • A person should celebrate what passes by.
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2004, 01:40:21 PM »

DRJRand54, it looks to me like you and I are the only ones who have commented on his performance, and I think the jury's still out with other viewers.

Some of the jury are still waiting for the DVD to arrive. ::) MAYBE today!
Logged
Voldemort is basically a middle school girl: he has a locket, a diary, a tiara, a ring, and is completely obsessed with a teenage boy.

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #73 on: December 21, 2004, 01:46:03 PM »

Thanks for the interesting article DRPANNI.....why is it that everyone who is interviewed about anything assumes responsibility for everything good that happened?  Mike Todd got Shirley Jones the lead in the OKLAHOMA! film?  LOL....oh well.....

I would love to see SCENT OF MYSTERY on DVD....and I would even like to see THIS IS CINERAMA...even though it wouldn't be ... on TV.

Glad you got the DVD's, MATTH.  Isn't it nice when gift-buying turns out well?

So who is on the guest list for your Eve Do, MR BK?  And can we have photos?

For DR CHARLES POGUE - if you happen to see your friend Mr Harlan Ellison....what did he think of "Bracken's World" - he mentioned it in a couple of his TV review anthologies, but never got around to publishing his thoughts, that I can find.  I would love to hear his take on it.

Snow tonight.....
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2004, 01:47:22 PM »

Media Play - we had two of them in the Indianapolis area that were open a little more than a year....then closed up....  I liked their selection, but thought they were a bit pricier than Best Buy particularly on their CD's.
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

MBarnum

  • Guest
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #75 on: December 21, 2004, 01:55:45 PM »

We had a media play here, also, and I love that store...what a selection they had! It also closed after a year or so and I was very sad  :'(

Yes, BK, please post the guest list for your Christmas Eve bash...perhaps Jrand54 and I will crash it...in spirit, anyway.
Logged

Matt H.

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52338
  • Side by side by Sondheim
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #76 on: December 21, 2004, 01:56:18 PM »

Media Play - we had two of them in the Indianapolis area that were open a little more than a year....then closed up....  I liked their selection, but thought they were a bit pricier than Best Buy particularly on their CD's.

I think they are, DR JRand. I ordinarily don't shop there as their prices on CDs and DVDs seems a couple of dollars higher than other places. But this buy-two-movies-for-one-low-price pack has the same price just about everywhere I have checked, and Media Play was even 50 cents cheaper than AMazon which was my alternative. If I couldn't find them at Media Play today, I was going to give him my copies to unwrap and then give him the pack when it finally came from Amazon.

Glad I didn't have to do that.
Logged
If at first you don't succeed, that's about average for me.

MBarnum

  • Guest
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #77 on: December 21, 2004, 01:57:34 PM »

No snow here, but did have to scrape frost off of my car this morning.

My buddy Jim is on his way to Indiana at this moment to spend Christmas with his family. His family lives in the midst of Klan country, he says.
Logged

Matt H.

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52338
  • Side by side by Sondheim
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2004, 01:57:51 PM »

BTW, I noticed that DE-LOVELY is out this week on DVD.
Logged
If at first you don't succeed, that's about average for me.

Matt H.

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52338
  • Side by side by Sondheim
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #79 on: December 21, 2004, 01:59:00 PM »

I'd also love to see SCENT OF MYSTERY. Sounds like just a fun movie, and I hope doing a scavenger hunt through those tins unearths something worthwhile.
Logged
If at first you don't succeed, that's about average for me.

JoseSPiano

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 58983
  • Who wants ice cream?
    • The View From A Piano Bench
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #80 on: December 21, 2004, 02:00:50 PM »

Good Afternoon!

-It's almost time for me to start getting ready to head into the theatre...  I always aim to get in a little earlier than usual since the traffic around here around the holidays can be most unpredictable.  -Too many shopping centers, not enough highways.

DR JRand - I got an e-mail today, and it looks like I may be coming into Clowes Hall in the spring for a week or two!  :)  I'll keep you posted.  -Does "Clowes" rhyme with "Lowes" or with "boughs"?

DR MBarnum - You obsessed?  Pshaw! ;)

And that's all for now folks...

Laters...

Logged
Make Your Own Luck.

Kerry

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6618
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #81 on: December 21, 2004, 02:03:59 PM »

Aside from any books written by BK himmself, the best and most satisfying book I read ths year was "Almost Like Being In Love" by Steve Kluger--- sweet, romantic, funny.  It made me feel good all over.

I have stacks of books hither and yon (mostly hither) waiting to be read.   I did like the book about the making of "Follies" (was it called "When Everything Was possible"?) Very informative.

There was one book a friend lent me which was something about the nephew of Gertrude Stein.  I have blocked the title from my mind but attmepted to read it for months and finally gave up (something I rarely do), but I could not get into the book at all.

I must go make some more frosting and finsh frosting the cookies.   There are a couple of hundred waitng to be frosted.  Any volunteers?
Logged
I like boat races.

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #82 on: December 21, 2004, 02:10:43 PM »

LOL.....the latest WRITER'S BLOCK review from a mystery person certainly falls under the heading of "sour grapes" - for someone who seems to have animosity toward MR BK - the writer is certainly VERY familiar with and spends a lot of time Inter-netting MR BK.

"Cora" welcome and I hope you are enjoying your searches.  I doubt that you have accomplished ANYTHING on your own - if you have published a book or written and/or directed a movie, please let us know so that we can join websites in order to specifically write a review of what you have done.

Interesting that your only review on Amazon is of BK's book.  Couldn't wait to diss it, huh?  LOL...have a nice holiday.   Sad, sad, sad.
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #83 on: December 21, 2004, 02:14:53 PM »

DRJOSE that would be wonderful.  Would love to meet you in person and do a dinner or two.   Hmmmmmmmmm.....what show?  Hmm....MILLIE?

Surprisingly enough- Clowes Hall - it is announced Clews.....as in the game!  Family name.  It was built in 1963 and was also the site of concerts by Barbra Streisand early in her career (she was castigating her conductor as the curtain came down for being behind her tempo) and a concert by Judy Garland in 1967 where she met Frances Farmer in the aisle as she ran down to start the show.....she ran past her, ran back and they chatted for five minutes while the orchestra vamped.

It's a lovely hall, intimate for it's size, with tremendous accoustics!
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #84 on: December 21, 2004, 02:18:41 PM »

Or is it MAMMA MIA! ?
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

bk

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 138055
  • What is it, fish?
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #85 on: December 21, 2004, 02:22:04 PM »

I had a yen for McDonald's, so I went there and ordered my usual Filet o' Fish.  Unfortunately, they don't take yen, so I had to pay them in dollars.

What's very interesting on the site Panni gave a link to (with the interview with Mike Todd, Jr.) is that if you scroll down on the right it has links to other Scent of Mystery articles on the web - one of them linking right here to haineshisway.com and a notes from May of 2003.  I wrote extensively about it, and that ended up going into Kritzer Time later that year.   So, as the Sherman Brothers said, It's a Small World.  It also links to an abridged version of the Variety review, which states the film's running time as 125 minutes.  That means the print we saw today, Holiday in Spain, is approximately twenty-five minutes shorter.  Makes sense, as they showed a short subject with it as Holiday in Spain.  I think a lot of what they cut were scenes where the smells occur, which might have seemed superfluous to the main action.  Still, I'm hoping one day we get to see the uncut version.
Logged

Matthew

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6649
  • You there, why are you so late?
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #86 on: December 21, 2004, 02:26:46 PM »

Would it help if someone reported this review as not being helpful to the book?  After all, it doesn't review the book, just how this person feels about the author.  
Logged

Jrand73

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 91613
  • Valley of the Dolls.
    • Facebook for Jackrandall
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #87 on: December 21, 2004, 02:34:45 PM »

LOL....DR MATTHEW I already voted it as not helpful, but Amazon doesn't have a process by which you can protest a review.  That's okay, it's obvious what, if not WHO, the reviewer is.
Logged
.....you're alone.....and the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.

Charles Pogue

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4582
  • "The heart must bleed; not slobber." - F. Loesser
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #88 on: December 21, 2004, 02:35:56 PM »

While anyone is perfectly privileged to give a bad review of a book, such a review might have more credibility if they actually reviewed the book and not the author.
Logged

elmore3003

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 69190
  • What is it, fish?
Re:THE DENSE NOTES
« Reply #89 on: December 21, 2004, 02:43:38 PM »

Ah, Cora! Cora! Cora!  Just one more four-letter word beginning with C.  With that axe she's grinding, she ought to call herself Lizzie Borden.
Logged
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 7   Go Up