I do remember one New Year's Eve that I'd rather forget. I woke up at about 4:30 on Dec. 31, 2010, with grotesque pain. Drove myself to the ER. I knew it was a kidney stone.
It turned out to be three humungous kidney stones. While they were looking at the CAT scan, they noticed a mass on the other kidney, so they kept me overnight. I spent that New Year's watching Saturday Night Fever, a movie I had never seen before, from an uncomfortable and fairly cold hospital bed.
Many of you remember all of this. The lump was cancerous, but mercifully benign. Still, I'm glad I woke up this morning after eight hours of peaceful sleep.