A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of a former president of the United States and a senator of New York." She grabs a parachute andjumps out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the president of the United States. I have a huge responsibilities in the world. Besides I am the smartest president in the history of my contry, and I cannot win ther War on Terror by dying in a plane crash." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young schoolboy, "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
And the little boy says, "Don't fret, old man. There is a parachute for each of us. The smartest president of America took my schoolbag."