Apparently, Joan Rivers was not at the Oscars this year because she was busy writing a witty(?) new murder mystery entitled DEATH AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS, featuring herself, her daughter, and her dog as the detectives. I know this only because a spanking new copy arrived the other day from my mystery book club.
Oh Hell, I will go ahead and read it. It can't be any worse than the new version of HOLLYWOOD BABYLON.