Cilla, I hadn't thought of that one.
But with PROMISES PROMISES coming up, I had toodled around with one to "I'll Never fall in Love Again":
What do you get when you skip the polls?
A guy with a staple through his tummy
That’s what you get you stupid dummy
I'll never skip the polls again
I'll never skip the polls again
What do you get when you stay at home?
A guy with a past who’s still a hottie
Just what we need, a naked Scottie
I'll never skip the polls again
I'll never skip the polls again
Don't tell me ‘bout your strep and gout
'Cause if you cared you’d’ve stepped on out
Now you’ll have health plans that restrict you
That is why I’d like to have kicked you
Out of your house when your lazy ass
Sat on the couch getting soft and mushy
Go get inspired by Scott Brown’s tushy
I'll never skip the polls again
I'll never skip the polls again
(Don’t tell me we were just outclassed
We know he won’t cover up his past)
Right into that legislative body
Let us hope he won’t be too shoddy
What can’t you get when you do not vote?
You can’t get the flu, so watch the weather
You’re outta luck, now all-together
I'll never skip the polls again
I'll never skip the polls again
Well, that's a rough pass at it anyway,