[Freckled-face Boy]
Hey, everybody! Let's play Persnickety!
[Background Singers]
The Game of Persnickety!
The Game of Persnickety!
--No, I don't wanna play Scrabble--
The Game of Persnickety!
[Announcer]
Yes, the Game of Persnickety. The game where you get to out-peeve and irritate your friends (the friends that you'll play with, anyway...)
[Background Singers]
The Game of Persnickety!
The Game of Persnickety!
[Blond Pig-tailed Girl]
Yippee! I rolled a six!
[Freckled-face Boy]
The dice rolled off the board--it doesn't count!
[Background Singers]
The Game of Persnickety!
The Game of Persnickety!
[Blond Pig-tailed Girl]
Don't pick up the cards that way--you're bending them!
[Background Singers]
The Game of Persnickety!
The Game of Persnickety!
You'll get fussy...
[Blond Pig-tailed Girl]
Let me see, do I want to be blue or do I want to be red..
[Freckled-face Boy]
You can't be red! I'm always red!
[Background Singers]
...You'll be fussy!
[Freckled-face Boy]
Forget it! I don't want to play anymore!
[Blond Pig-tailed Girl]
I win!
[Background Singers]
Milton Bradley makes the best games in the world!
So play
The game
Of Persnickety!