Here's another:
The telephone ring and Lena picks it up.
"Hello, Lena! It's Ole! You will never guess where I am calling from! I'm in the car! I bought one of those new fangled car phones. I'm talkin' to you while I am drivin' home!"
And Lena says, "Oooh, Ole--be careful! They just announced on the radio that there's a nut out there who's driving on the wrong side of the highway!"
And Ole says, "A nut! Hell, there must be a hundred of 'em!"