I dug up the song for the Vip commercial in the musical version we had proposed. Hmm..maybe there's a reason we didn't get the rights.

As long as I've got my Vip
As long as I've got my vip at my side
I'm never a bridesmaid, always a bride
As long as I've got my vip
When you don't have a date
Then you should gravitate
Towards a product with zip
So full of gloom you wait
But hopes accumulate
When you try your luck with Vip
So why don't you take my tip
If life is a humdrum dreary old trip
Here's something to give your worries the slip
You're just gonna flip
For Vip