Just received form the E & T td (Mr Dale)
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and
your stocks not fall, and May your blood pressure,
your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count
and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber
and the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get
there May you find a parking space.
May Sunday evening, December 31, find you seated around
the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished
friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food
better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the
pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might
ordinarily do that night.
May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has
not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow,
and the sky has not fallen.
May you go to the bank on the morning, January 3rd and
find your account is in order, your money is still there and any
mistakes are in your favor.
May you ponder on January 4th, How did this ultramodern
civilization of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible
slip of a blip on a chip made out of sand.
May you have the strength to go through a year of presidential
campaigning, and May some of the promises made be kept.
May you believe at least half of what the candidates propose,
and May those elected fulfill at least half of what they promise,
and the miracle of reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see
in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you
finish dinner, and May your check book and your budget balance,
and May they include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to
your spouse, your child, your parent, but not to your secretary,
your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or
your tennis instructor.
May we live as intended, in a world at peace and the awareness of the
beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's
smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
And,
May you Forward this on to someone that could use a smile and a laugh
to brighten their day.
