Haines His Way

Naked, down to tiny G-strings. No body suits. A boring half hour of simulated sex, in five basic positions. It went on and on... I would rather have actually heard the music. Porn - we're talking GOOD porn - I can get anywhere...

Just call me.  

In the 1970s, James "the flame" de Blassis directed a TALES OF HOFFMANN with bare-assed bodybuilders in the Venetian scene for Cincinnati Summer Opera.  DR MBarnum would have become an opera queen immediately.

Pink "Nerds are cool" T-shirt, my J. Lo Pants (They make my tuchus look HUGE!), one red, black, and pink striped sock, and one white and red Christmas sock.

Restart, baby, that's what I'M talkin' about.

I guess my porn name would be Blackie 22 (I never understood what to do with numbered streets).  If I use the cross street it would be Blackie Wahington, which I am not sure would be an improvement.

You could be Blackie Street

Buried deep in a Wall Street Journal article on wine merchandizing:

Some stores, such as Who Cut the Cheese in Maui, Hawaii

Is Fred now naming boutique stores?

der Brucer

Hmm...

I think I may just head out for a bit to stretch my legs...

Or not.

Only the Shadow knows.

Is Levain open on Sunday?  If so....dontcha need some cookies for the Oscar party?

TV Guide channel is already doing Oscar coverage.  It's really really dumb stuff

Is Levain open on Sunday?  If so....dontcha need some cookies for the Oscar party?

Well... they're open until 7:00, I believe...

Buried deep in a Wall Street Journal article on wine merchandizing:Is Fred now naming boutique stores?

der Brucer

I've always liked "The Strip Joint" in Richmond (and I've seen some other similarly-liked places in other cities).  It's a furniture refinishing shop.

In the 1970s, James "the flame" de Blassis directed a TALES OF HOFFMANN with bare-assed bodybuilders in the Venetian scene for Cincinnati Summer Opera.  DR MBarnum would have become an opera queen immediately.

In the 70's, I saw Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring at the Edinburgh Festival. The whole stage had been covered in dirt, and the sweatier the dancers got, the muddier they got until it looked more like a mud-wrestling match than a ballet.

Really STUUUUPID idea of the year award goes to the TV talking-head that suggested that tonight's award show should contain a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith!

(The sound of "really bad vomiting" by thousands of people)

NYC KFC Frequent Diners:


der Brucer

Isn't the cutoff time 1PM, or is that PST?

Oh, guess I didn't check on cut off time.  

Cut off time is 1:00 Pacific. There's still time, but only a few minutes

SPOILER ALERT< MAY GIVE AWAY SOME OF WHAT IS COMING IN THE OSCAR SHOW


The other game at Oscars.com is the 79 game here is what it says on the entry form

Following is a list of potential places that a 79 was hidden during the telecast. Check each of the ones you spotted and submit the answers to us. Be careful though, some might be decoys! Winners will be selected based on the number of correct answers.

In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the first limo driving past Mumble
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the lifeguard station
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the lifeguard truck
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the Little Miss Sunshine van
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the pier
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on Lightning McQueen Hood ornaments on all arriving limousines
In the Happy Feet intro segment - in the closing shot Hood ornament on one arriving limousine
On the base of all the red carpet Oscar statues
Huge banner draped on Kodak Theater
On the hats of the marching band during pre-show
On the sign the circus clown is holding in the bleachers
Special pin worn by Chris Connelly, co-host of pre-show
Special pin worn by Allyson Waterman, co-host of pre-show
Dancing 79 on Hollywood Blvd.
On microphones used by Andre Leon Talley and Allyson Waterman
Bleacher fan wearing red 79 jersey
Bleacher fan wearing navy 79 jersey
Woven into Bjork's hairdo
Bleacher fan wearing black 79 jersey
On acrobat's costume during preshow performance
On the blimp flying overhead during the preshow
Crystal scuplture on display behind Andre Leon Talley and Allyson Waterman
Bleacher fan wearing gold 79 jersey
On the ends of Row #2 only
On DJ's baseball cap in balcony
Diamond necklace worn by DJ in balcony
Bleacher fan wearing green 79 jersey
Special pin worn by Ellen DeGeneres
On the ends of Row #1 and Row #2
On flying monkeys during Wizard of Oz tribute
On DJ's table in balcony
Special pins worn by Trophy Handlers
On the piano during Randy Newman / James Taylor performance
On Chris Connelly's notecards
In the wings Backstage
On showgirl costumes backstage
Inside Oscar statue trophy shelf
On top of stanchions in "Thank You Cam" area
On tap-dancing man's hat backstage
On the door entering the stage On Melissa Etheridge's guitar during her performance
In the Saturn commercial - on the building as woman runs into entrance
Special pin in Jennifer Hudson's hair during her performance
On sunglasses worn by Jack Nicholson
On the announcer's desk