Topic: THE ANNUAL OSCAR BASH (Read 159053 times)

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #180 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:17:36 PM »

Your Lawmakers at Work:

(The Really Important stuff!)

AP

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Bill Takes Swing at Fake Bull Testicles

ANNAPOLIS, Md. (Feb. 22) - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.

The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washingon, who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

der Brucer

elmore3003 · « **Reply #181 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:20:15 PM »

Quote from: PennyO on February 25, 2007, 10:55:07 AM

Naked, down to tiny G-strings. No body suits. A boring half hour of simulated sex, in five basic positions. It went on and on... I would rather have actually heard the music. Porn - we're talking GOOD porn - I can get anywhere...

Just call me.

In the 1970s, James "the flame" de Blassis directed a TALES OF HOFFMANN with bare-assed bodybuilders in the Venetian scene for Cincinnati Summer Opera. DR MBarnum would have become an opera queen immediately.

TCB · « **Reply #182 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:21:12 PM »

I guess my porn name would be Blackie 22 (I never understood what to do with numbered streets). If I use the cross street it would be Blackie Wahington, which I am not sure would be an improvement.

Sandra · « **Reply #183 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:21:38 PM »

Pink "Nerds are cool" T-shirt, my J. Lo Pants (They make my tuchus look HUGE!), one red, black, and pink striped sock, and one white and red Christmas sock.

Ginny · « **Reply #184 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:28:29 PM »

I've been having some connectivity difficulties all day, so will log off now and restart my computer.

Bye for now.

bk · « **Reply #185 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:31:33 PM »

Restart, baby, that's what I'M talkin' about.

bk · « **Reply #186 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:32:13 PM »

I have to do my one and only errand o' the day shortly. I'll be back by one-thirty. I've written one sentence thus far, and I'm jiggy with that.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #187 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:36:08 PM »

Quote from: TCB on February 25, 2007, 12:21:12 PM

I guess my porn name would be Blackie 22 (I never understood what to do with numbered streets). If I use the cross street it would be Blackie Wahington, which I am not sure would be an improvement.

You could be Blackie Street

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #188 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:37:43 PM »

Hmm...

I think I may just head out for a bit to stretch my legs...

Or not.

Only the Shadow knows.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #189 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:38:39 PM »

Buried deep in a Wall Street Journal article on wine merchandizing:

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Some stores, such as Who Cut the Cheese in Maui, Hawaii

Is Fred now naming boutique stores?

der Brucer

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #190 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:41:44 PM »

I am truly looking forward to tonight's "Oscars" in High Definition.

As for the winners...que sera sera!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #191 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:42:34 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 25, 2007, 12:37:43 PM

Hmm...

I think I may just head out for a bit to stretch my legs...

Or not.

Only the Shadow knows.

Is Levain open on Sunday? If so....dontcha need some cookies for the Oscar party?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #192 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on February 25, 2007, 12:36:08 PM

You could be Blackie Street

Wahington? Did they run out of "s's"?

Sincerely,

"Dinky-Boo" Young

Cillaliz · « **Reply #193 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:43:55 PM »

TV Guide channel is already doing Oscar coverage. It's really really dumb stuff

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #194 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:44:39 PM »

Really STUUUUPID idea of the year award goes to the TV talking-head that suggested that tonight's award show should contain a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith!

der Brucer

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #195 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on February 25, 2007, 12:42:34 PM

Is Levain open on Sunday? If so....dontcha need some cookies for the Oscar party?

Well... they're open until 7:00, I believe...

Cillaliz · « **Reply #196 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:46:17 PM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on February 25, 2007, 12:43:38 PM

Wahington? Did they run out of "s's"?

Sincerely,

"Dinky-Boo" Young

He lived on 22nd something, I'm assuming Street, so instead of using the cross street of Washington, he could just say Blackie Street...get it?

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #197 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:46:26 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 25, 2007, 12:38:39 PM

Buried deep in a Wall Street Journal article on wine merchandizing:Is Fred now naming boutique stores?

der Brucer

I've always liked "The Strip Joint" in Richmond (and I've seen some other similarly-liked places in other cities). It's a furniture refinishing shop.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #198 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:47:36 PM »

Wow! We're almost at 200 posts already. That's pretty amazing

Edisaurus · « **Reply #199 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:50:12 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 25, 2007, 12:20:15 PM

In the 1970s, James "the flame" de Blassis directed a TALES OF HOFFMANN with bare-assed bodybuilders in the Venetian scene for Cincinnati Summer Opera. DR MBarnum would have become an opera queen immediately.

In the 70's, I saw Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring at the Edinburgh Festival. The whole stage had been covered in dirt, and the sweatier the dancers got, the muddier they got until it looked more like a mud-wrestling match than a ballet.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #200 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:50:18 PM »

We have 9 people in the Oscar pool on Oscars.com there's plenty of room for more!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #201 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:51:32 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 25, 2007, 12:44:39 PM

Really STUUUUPID idea of the year award goes to the TV talking-head that suggested that tonight's award show should contain a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith!

(The sound of "really bad vomiting" by thousands of people)

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #202 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on February 25, 2007, 12:50:18 PM

We have 9 people in the Oscar pool on Oscars.com there's plenty of room for more!

And only 20 more minutes to join!

*And, remember, you'll also be entered in oscar.com's own sweepstakes too. So you could end up a double Sparkling Prize Winner!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #203 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:51:50 PM »

NYC KFC Frequent Diners:

der Brucer

Edisaurus · « **Reply #204 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Cillaliz on February 25, 2007, 12:50:18 PM

We have 9 people in the Oscar pool on Oscars.com there's plenty of room for more!

Isn't the cutoff time 1PM, or is that PST?

Cillaliz · « **Reply #205 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:53:25 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on February 25, 2007, 12:52:04 PM

Isn't the cutoff time 1PM, or is that PST?

Oh, guess I didn't check on cut off time.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #206 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:54:13 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 25, 2007, 12:46:26 PM

I've always liked "The Strip Joint" in Richmond (and I've seen some other similarly-liked places in other cities). It's a furniture refinishing shop.

A story you told your Mother when she found "The Strip Joint" matchbook in your jeans pocket?

der Brucer

Cillaliz · « **Reply #207 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:55:00 PM »

Cut off time is 1:00 Pacific. There's still time, but only a few minutes

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #208 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:57:47 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on February 25, 2007, 12:51:50 PM

NYC KFC Frequent Diners:

der Brucer

Old news...

The video is scarier.

Cillaliz · « **Reply #209 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:03:29 PM »

SPOILER ALERT< MAY GIVE AWAY SOME OF WHAT IS COMING IN THE OSCAR SHOW

The other game at Oscars.com is the 79 game here is what it says on the entry form

Following is a list of potential places that a 79 was hidden during the telecast. Check each of the ones you spotted and submit the answers to us. Be careful though, some might be decoys! Winners will be selected based on the number of correct answers.

In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the first limo driving past Mumble
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the lifeguard station
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the lifeguard truck
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the Little Miss Sunshine van
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on the pier
In the Happy Feet intro segment - on Lightning McQueen Hood ornaments on all arriving limousines
In the Happy Feet intro segment - in the closing shot Hood ornament on one arriving limousine
On the base of all the red carpet Oscar statues
Huge banner draped on Kodak Theater
On the hats of the marching band during pre-show
On the sign the circus clown is holding in the bleachers
Special pin worn by Chris Connelly, co-host of pre-show
Special pin worn by Allyson Waterman, co-host of pre-show
Dancing 79 on Hollywood Blvd.
On microphones used by Andre Leon Talley and Allyson Waterman
Bleacher fan wearing red 79 jersey
Bleacher fan wearing navy 79 jersey
Woven into Bjork's hairdo
Bleacher fan wearing black 79 jersey
On acrobat's costume during preshow performance
On the blimp flying overhead during the preshow
Crystal scuplture on display behind Andre Leon Talley and Allyson Waterman
Bleacher fan wearing gold 79 jersey
On the ends of Row #2 only
On DJ's baseball cap in balcony
Diamond necklace worn by DJ in balcony
Bleacher fan wearing green 79 jersey
Special pin worn by Ellen DeGeneres
On the ends of Row #1 and Row #2
On flying monkeys during Wizard of Oz tribute
On DJ's table in balcony
Special pins worn by Trophy Handlers
On the piano during Randy Newman / James Taylor performance
On Chris Connelly's notecards
In the wings Backstage
On showgirl costumes backstage
Inside Oscar statue trophy shelf
On top of stanchions in "Thank You Cam" area
On tap-dancing man's hat backstage
On the door entering the stage On Melissa Etheridge's guitar during her performance
In the Saturn commercial - on the building as woman runs into entrance
Special pin in Jennifer Hudson's hair during her performance
On sunglasses worn by Jack Nicholson
On the announcer's desk

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