Haines His Way

Since it seems to be a slow Saturday evening, I think I will share this touching story with all of you.

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she  needed.

Arriving home around  noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken  state.  During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was  going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially  ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which sh owed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits  issued by the bank which were worth over  $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in  the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had  multiplied and these were  the results of her savings and  investments.

Faced  with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If  I'd had any idea what  you were doing, I would have given  you all my business!"

That's when she shot  him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

I heard from Cason a few minutes ago.  Of course, I was listening to THE BRAIN CD.

He looks like a 12 year old running away from home.

Don Ho's only hit record here in Oz was "It Must Have Been The Wine".

Well, I am glad you will only be brushed by it.  Of course, I was on a cruise ship one time that got brushed by a hurricane, and it was not pretty.

That's François for ya.  Not only will he drive you to drink, but he will drive you to the store to get it, too!

Really?  What is the legal age in France?  Puberty?

Really?  What is the legal age in France?  Puberty?

If I was going to take on the entire US Navy, I would expect more than a ring.