DR Edisaurus, I don't mind telling you the snoring story.
Before Thelma retired, she used to park in the building. Sometimes she would go down to her car and take a nap at lunch time.
One day I wasn't feeling to good and wanted to lay down on my lunch but since I ride the bus, there was no where for me to go.
Thelma said I could come down with her and take a nap on the front seat of her mini van she would sleep on the back seat.
She set her egg timer and I before you could blink, I was fast asleep. Next thing I knew the egg timer went off and Thelma said, "You had a good sleep." When I asked her how she knew, she said I was snoring enough to shake the building!
She also told me that if I ever wanted to take a nap again, she didnt mind loaning me her car keys and the egg timer for me to go lay down but I would have to take a late or early lunch.
Of course it got told to the others in our section and it's been a joke ever since.
Now that I don't have Thelma's car, I've napped from time to time in the break room and have been known to snore there as well.
